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[-] luciferofastora@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

Fuck Oracle DB.

(Though I can't say I'm particularly happy with the MS SQL Servers we're using at work either)

[-] msage@programming.dev 14 points 2 days ago

Fuck every database other than Postgres.

SQLite can be ok at times, too.

[-] expr@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

Yep. Postgres rocks. No idea why anyone would bother with anything else. They all suck in comparison.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Wait what's wrong with MariaDB?

It's FOSS, it's compatible with MySQL libraries.

[-] msage@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

MySQL is absolute shit.

I don't follow MariaDB to know if they made it much better.

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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