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this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2024
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You're going to need a radioactive isotope. I like cobalt-60 but caesium-137 can work too. Boil it into a tea. Plug one end of a patch cable in to port #6 and dip the other end into the nuke tea. Heavier isotopes give you more speed but less range, that's why I like the cobalt-60. It can punch through building materials pretty good so no dead zones.