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Java Was The Future
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Holy shit! Can that be any more drawn out and boring?
It's java. Extremely drawn out method names is it's calling card.
One might even say it's an ExtremelyDrawnOutMethodNamesFactoryImpl
... BeanAbstractBeanFactory
And slow startup times.
Java isn't as verbose as Appkit/UIKit, I think. Take a look: https://developer.apple.com/documentation/uikit/nstextselectiondatasource https://developer.apple.com/documentation/appkit/nstextinputclient
Lol. Two things can both be bad.
I'm unfamiliar with Mac programming but that looks normal. Do those function calls become absurdly long when used?
Here's one I found on Google from the jdk:
InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonPainter
Yes that's not a typo, internalframe is repeated.
I mean, it’s dumb but I know what it is. It’s the painter for the internal frame’s title pane maximize button, which is in the internal frames title, which is in the internal frame.
It’s essentially a dumb way of writing: InternalFrame.Title.MaximizeButton.Painter
I think it was amusing. A relic of a simpler time
It was actually a pretty good Bond parody too!
If you are or ever become a mother, you'll be smegma
Almost certainly