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[-] capital@lemmy.world 225 points 2 weeks ago

lol “our detection system can’t tell the difference between you talking on the phone and you singing so we need you to keep the data clean by not singing”

Fuuuuck you.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago

Amazon: "We encourage expediency in delivery, so please don't stop to use the restroom. Just piss in this bottle."

Also Amazon: "We need you to arrive promptly, but also we expect you to work late. The needs of the customers come first!"

Finally, Amazon: "You're tired, you're hungry, you desperately need to piss, but we've decided the biggest risk to your driving safety is your dramatic rendition of Shake It Off by Taylor Swift, as you try to get your mind off the horror of working this dead end job."

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 weeks ago

also stop pissing in bottles, thats weird and disgusting, and no we wont give you more time.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

Simply don't drink and drive™️

simply do not piss anymore, pissing is for nerds and losers

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Also, do you really NEED to sleep?"

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

If you do, AI will take your jobs!!! Hustle, hustle, hustle!

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

Human conform to our half thought, low bid robot Overseer.

[-] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

I love that the solution to their shit detection is to make sure that there is nothing to detect.

this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
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