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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

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Why do anarchists make decaffeinated tea? (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 hour ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because proper tea is theft!

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Bah bah baaahhhh (lemmy.world)
submitted 18 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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A limbo champion walked into a bar. (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 day ago by melissa_limoncella@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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He was immediately disqualified.

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What do you call a child that refuses to take a nap? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 day ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Guilty of resisting a-rest.

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity... (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It’s impossible to put down

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I just bought a brand new belt, and it doesn't fit. (lemm.ee)
submitted 5 days ago by melissa_limoncella@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Huge waist.

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Did you hear about the new broom model that was released? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It's sweeping the nation.

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What do you call a dog that is also a magician? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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A labra-cadabra-dor.

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I used to hate facial hair... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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but then it grew on me.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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A teacher says, "Spit out your gum." A train says, "Chew, chew, chew."

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An ant's gender can be determined by throwing it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by rtxn@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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If it floats, buoyant.

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I couldn't figure out why the frisbee was getting bigger. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Then it struck me.

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Ultra-marathon (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I heard Godzilla has a son. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Jesuszilla.

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Life finds a way (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I have the memory of an elephant. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I saw it in the zoo a few years back.

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How much can a lemon-sized bladder hold? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by brown567@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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LMNOP

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My friend is pretty weird. The other day he was looking for a clock to put in his belt (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by ConstantPain@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I told him it was a waist of time.

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I tried starting a hot air balloon business (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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But it never took off

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What did the trucker say when their tire fell off? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

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How do cats keep up with local events,? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The evening mews.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
12 comments fedilink

Fsh

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Why is molecular science so untrustworthy? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
6 comments fedilink

Atoms make up everything.

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