Just put it up on the wall if you're going to use a QR code.
Nosh-inal 🥸
I'm gonna start using a nokia brick again if this shit starts getting normalized. You are never interacting with my phone. Take my money, give me your shitty craft burger abd fuck off.
I wish restaurants could allow web app based ordering if I just want to get a refill on drinks, ketchup etc. without bothering a person. If I can order things without servers that’d be great as long as a server is available to answer questions if needed.
We have a rule: Phones stay in pockets/handbags while dining/going out and in flight mode. I also do not install apps on my phone, especially not in a hurry and without checking the app's reviews and taking my time to decide what rights the app should have etc. They can give me a tablet to make my order if they don't want to print menus.
If you need to put text on people's shirts then it's a bad comic
I’ve heard quieter whooshes at the airport
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