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[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Just put it up on the wall if you're going to use a QR code.

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[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Nosh-inal 🥸

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna start using a nokia brick again if this shit starts getting normalized. You are never interacting with my phone. Take my money, give me your shitty craft burger abd fuck off.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I wish restaurants could allow web app based ordering if I just want to get a refill on drinks, ketchup etc. without bothering a person. If I can order things without servers that’d be great as long as a server is available to answer questions if needed.

[-] Wirrvogel@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We have a rule: Phones stay in pockets/handbags while dining/going out and in flight mode. I also do not install apps on my phone, especially not in a hurry and without checking the app's reviews and taking my time to decide what rights the app should have etc. They can give me a tablet to make my order if they don't want to print menus.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

If you need to put text on people's shirts then it's a bad comic

[-] root_beer@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago

I’ve heard quieter whooshes at the airport

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