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Men put ketamine filled kinder eggs up their bums
(www.liverpoolecho.co.uk)
I think this is headline is improved if you read 'Men' in the same way that Tolkien ment it. Makes it sound like it's a cultural thing rather than just the ol' prison pocket.
It would explain why all the Elves buggered off - they'd just had enough of our nonsense.
Surely they just mean the yellow plastic part that normally holds the toy, not the entire chocolate?
You'd hope they don't look like the brightest of sparks.
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