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[-] enkille@lemmy.world 124 points 5 months ago

Mandatory forehead tattoos? I dunno, sounds suspiciously like the Mark of the Beast™

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 85 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Naw, the mark of the beast is donned willingly. Most of the ones I see are red hats that say "Make America Great Again" in white text.

[-] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

It makes them easy to separate for entry upon the short bus 😁

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 72 points 5 months ago

from the party of "dOnT nObOdY tElL mE wHuT tA dOoOoOoO"

[-] FauxReal@sh.itjust.works 71 points 5 months ago

Anyone remember when he preyed on the greatest fears of Christians to manipulate the vote by implying that Obama is the Antichrist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ud3pK5Wa90

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Wooo, thats a dusty comment section! Didnt know chuck had drank so much of the kool-aid. Thanks for sharing.

[-] Oisteink@feddit.nl 40 points 5 months ago
[-] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 29 points 5 months ago

Remember that movie where Bruce beat the crap out of chuckie?

[-] laughterlaughter@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

God I hate that c word.

[-] perspectiveshifting@sh.itjust.works 37 points 5 months ago

Anybody got a source on that quote? Looked for a minute but didn't find proof he said that. Chuck is a dumbass and those sentiments are echoed here, but this kind of seems like a fake meme quote to me. Please provide a source if I've missed it!

[-] Enkrod@feddit.de 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

https://web.archive.org/web/20080607034052/http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56107

Spoiler: It's a humorous text

But it's... well it's something...

If I'm elected president, I will…

[...]

Bring on Donald Trump as my apprentice. When my presidential term is complete and he has obtained his black belt, or whichever comes first, he can buy the White House and of course rename it (to, what else, "The Trump House").

Create new immigration legislation: to deport all liberals (then force them to listen to Bill O' Reilly every day for five years, at which point they may return).

[-] chetradley@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

Require Bill Gates and Warren Buffet to personally pay for national, comprehensive medical coverage for every American.

Chuck Norris is a Socialist he's just too dumb to realize it.

[-] Halasham@dormi.zone 4 points 5 months ago

This isn't even Socialism, this is just a basic provision against being a Dystopia.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 months ago

Require Bill Gates and Warren Buffet to personally pay for national, comprehensive medical coverage for every American

Weird that he's ok with taxing billionaires so they can provide universal health care. I see this was in 2007, so when Obama proposed it in 2009, I'm sure he did a complete 180.

[-] perspectiveshifting@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago

Thanks for providing this. Very well might be the source of the quote based on the date published.

Also worldnetdaily.com is known for promoting falsehoods and is considered a hate group so I think there's still a decent chance that even that article linked isn't a real quote from Norris, though it might be since he was self-promoting via "Chuck Norris facts" for a while.

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Jesus. The foreshadowing with trump. Chuck is cray cray.

[-] EatATaco@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

OP doesn't care about the truth, only finding reasons to be outraged. Take everything they post with a huge grain of salt.

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 33 points 5 months ago

Herald for a fascist theocracy.

[-] Liz@midwest.social 23 points 5 months ago

What does Bruce Lee have to do with this?

[-] III@lemmy.world 93 points 5 months ago

Known Atheist, could beat the living shit out of Chuck Norris... had it filmed once.

[-] Ifera@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

They were both famous around the same time, had similar followings and Lee was an atheist.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Norris won a martial arts tournament, and Lee invited him to be the last or second to last boss fight of a movie he was working on, it's how Norris got famous, in the film Lee beats him, idk. I thought it was just a pop culture reference.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Norris and Lee sparred a few times off camera. Norris said of the experience, "I only ever touched him because he let me."

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Well, yeah... Chuck is about as formidable as soft cheese.

[-] Reucnalts@feddit.de 2 points 5 months ago

Water can flow or it can crash....become water, my friend.

[-] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

He mentions Bruce Lee in the same post.

[-] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Wow did he really say that? He instantly went from 0 to 100 on the asshole scale. I'll definitely spread the word.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago

Don't know if he said that, but he is a conservative piece of shit.

[-] laughterlaughter@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

He wrote it in a tongue-in-cheek article.

I don't like the guy, but I read the article and I chuckled a couple of times.

[-] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago

Chuckle Nortis

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago

If I was president I would make all automatic checkouts illegal unless they provide a discount to the customer for using them oh and all those stupid one way barriers at the entrances of storrs must be smashed with hammers

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

If I was president I would make Tuesdays a holiday

[-] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

He also has some supplement brand that him and his kid sell that he claims cured his wife after she was poisoned by an MRI or something like that. Don't quote me on it. That's just what I remember from his trash youtube ads.

[-] MisplacedAstronaut@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

That's a great way for ol'Chuck Norris to finally put those jokes to rest when he messes with the wrong atheist.

[-] Delusional@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

A religious dumbass would oppress and attack others? Shocker.

[-] rsuri@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago
[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Such a good movie!

I remember watching it as a kid and being like "is that chuck Norris?"

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

wait if I am a non american atheist can I get my own country's flag instead of Muricah?

[-] Halasham@dormi.zone 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nope, American ~~exceptionalist~~ Supremacist drit. You get the American flag and reference to the American god stamped on your head./s

The world would be so better off if the dystopia would just Balkanize already. Saying that as an American.

[-] Halasham@dormi.zone 6 points 5 months ago

I don't think he quite realizes tattoos can be modified... or removed. It'd be easy to have it modified to be the American flag on fire and the text disparaging their vile deity.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Yeah, continue destroying that forehead.

[-] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I ain't got a fivehead for nothin

[-] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

If I was president I’d pull anything he’s ever “acted” in citing it’s a form of abuse.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 5 months ago

Expose the real WMDs – my fists and feet.

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