[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 26 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

So make the same mistake the Union did after the civil war and don't hold traitors accountable. That would just lead us to the mess we're in now, fuck that.

[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 points 17 hours ago

Nix is the new Arch, instead of "I use Arch by the way" it's "I use Nix by the way".

One of the podcasts I listen to was all in on Nix and it got to the point where they had to take a shot for every mention of Nix, they eventually gave up the punishment because they were getting drunk on air. I've considered asking that they bring back the punishment because they are really bringing everything back to Nix lately.

[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 1 points 20 hours ago
[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 8 points 23 hours ago

Ah but you see there's the problem, you don't have a committee to launch a working group that puts together investigative teams to research and write reports on the benefit of the solution, the ROI of the solution, the training costs of the solution, stakeholder buy in of the solution, and potential alternatives to the solution. You need at least a 10 month process before one jackass says they don't want the solution so the committee can recommend to management that the solution be abandoned.

[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 4 points 1 day ago

Yep, I saw they had The Monday Night Wars and every episode was listed as free to stream. When I finished episode 4 a message came up that I could subscribe to continue watching. I checked online and it was all, from episode 5 on, behind the paywall after saying beforehand that it wasn't. I deleted the app from my Roku and phone, then deleted my account. Fuck peacock.

[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 25 points 1 day ago

My employer, a fortune 500, blocks password managers and all other add-ons.

[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 4 points 1 day ago

I take nuclear hell fire, thank you very much. Get it over fast.

[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 12 points 2 days ago

Well don't you want an expert to lead the investigation? - Bobert probably.

[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 points 2 days ago

MAGA sticks fingers in their ears, starts yelling "nah nah nah nah" and runs down the middle until they fall of the end because death would be better than facing reality.

[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 5 points 2 days ago

Herdy der hur, flippity flop flippity flop, bork bork bork bork, shimer for er, bork bork bork bork bork bork bork, flippity flop, bork bork bork boooork bork bork BORK!!!! Der shoopin, bumm sergudd.

[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 5 points 2 days ago

"wrong answers only" is meant to be funny not vomit inducing.

[-] oppy1984@lemdro.id 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A former coworker on night shift was a former manager at MacDonald's, she claimed that putting the grape jelly on a sausage biscuit was amazing.

I stop by McDonald's on my way home and try it. Once I finished the sausage biscuit with grape jelly I conclude that she was high when she came up with that because it was awful.

The following night she asks if I tried it and I tell her I did and thought it was awful, she replied "eh, I guess you've got to be stoned to enjoy it".

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