Question: How will you spend your Christmas vacation?

I'm going to be drunk every night because of my broken heart. - K. M.

I'm going to catch up on tiddle de winks, ping pong, and parchesi. - A. M. T.

Catch up on some sleep and make whoopee. - M. K.

I'm going to have company (it's quite alright and proper). -J. B.

I intend to vegetate - J. B. A.

I am going straight to hell and not come back - D. H.

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20 1935

themainspoon replies with screenshots of several tumblr tags and comments:

riseupriseupandcomealong:
my mom’s (american) class tried doing a language exchange thing w a sister school in spain and they decided to send each other boxes of gifts for christmas. the spanish class made remarks about oh christmas in the usa is so commercialized we have ~real traditions~ here and then my mom opened a box full of blackface dolls and blackface doll ornaments and blackface clothespins in front of her students

raygender:
Did once have a Dutch woman vehemently defend the Festive Christmas Blackface by repeating "it's different in Europe” with increasing desperation until she was crying. Literally all anybody else present did was just like, calmly say they were uncomfortable with the practice and not change her mind when she wailed about it.

monkey-mulch:
you bring up rudolph the red nosed reindeer and they bring out Skimbo the filthy redskin and im barely even joking about that they actually had this thing called indian plays in both soviet countries and germany

themainspoon:
European children waiting patiently on Hatemas Eve for Racism Claus to slur down the chimney and segregate all of their presents by colour.

"NY state officials are considering creating a special hotline exclusively for CEOs to report perceived threats." - kenklippenstein.com

[screenshot from Parasite (2019)]

ruckuscauser replies:
Hmm, integration of state and corporate power - which could mean nothing

strkid replies:
which could mean nothing

cryptotheism answered:
I think it's probably a branch of Christianity unique to Who-kind. They have Christmas, so I assume Christ also appeared to them as a Who.

They probably have their own whimsical Dr. Seuss version of the church. He had Who apostles, and one of them was the parallel for Peter named Rocko or some shit.

lew-basnight replies:
Toying with the idea of a Dr Seuss version of the new testament in my spare time

cryptotheism replies:
The line of King David and God interbred!

Born in a manger with straw for a bed!

Rewrite the gospels! This can't be ignored!

Where-o-where is the son of the Lord?

they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

transcript by anarchistmemecollective on tumblr

the humble potato: [picture of a puppy covered in dirt, resembling a potato]