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When I see people like that .... I usually turn around and drive to the next town
I can hear the harrumph of judgement.
edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!
Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.
Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.
Aw I actually love Harry. He's a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should've been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.
#JusticeForHarry
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Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts
Yes...harry does...and no one else....
Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.
"Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart"
Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.
Give us some time to watch it.
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The one for Yar is incorrect.
“Incorrect.”
Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.
Thank you so much for the note.
Yeah, respond to further humor with sarcastic asshole behavior, that's the way to grow a community.
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Makes you look stupid for not returning yours
I wish
Of course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.
Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.
Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.
Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.
Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.
fuck cars
some people are just allergic to fun
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