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Hot air balloons (lemmy.world)
submitted 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 25 points 12 hours ago

You can actually steer them. Winds go in different directions in different heights.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 77 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I feel like these guys severely skew balloon safety statistics.

[-] hitstun@feddit.online 21 points 17 hours ago

Team Rocket are actually great pilots! The spots they can get that balloon into and out of are absurd. They can take it seemingly whatever direction they want, with people and critters jumping into and out of the balloon at random.

They could be professional aeronauts, but their boss keeps making them chase a living high voltage hazard and his balloon-wrecking friends.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 28 points 19 hours ago

they blew up all the budget for tools, travel and hotels in a giant balloon shaped like their pet.

Lots of questionable choices, but cant deny their dedication to camp.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

They weren't the only members of team rocket to use balloon travel.

We have no idea how it averages out.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

They are quite safe and you can land pretty quickly if need be, but yes steering is nigh impossible.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 21 hours ago

Not impossible if you know what way the winds are blowing at different heights

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Yeah thats why i said "nigh". Its not really steering because you cant freely decide, its more like choosing from a limited set of directional options.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 66 points 20 hours ago

omg, life is just a hot air balloon ride

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 20 hours ago
[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 33 points 20 hours ago

Just depends how high you are

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 20 hours ago
[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 3 points 20 hours ago

"Depends. For those times when you're too high to make it to the bathroom."

(For the non-aware, "Depends" are an American brand of adult diapers.)

[-] TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 9 points 18 hours ago

Depending on how things go, you can land very quickly indeed.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago
[-] hitstun@feddit.online 2 points 3 hours ago

a photo of a tiny skatepark hanging under a giant hot air balloon in the sky; Kriss Kyle is doing a BMX bike trick on it

Kriss Kyle did BMX bike tricks in a tiny skatepark under a hot air balloon. One of my #balloons posts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSVuDBKLC5A https://feddit.online/c/floatingisfun@fedia.io/p/1714852/dont-look-down-by-kriss-kyle

[-] Snowcano@startrek.website 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

And Ben Böhmer did a whole DJ set in one.

https://youtu.be/RvRhUHTV_8k

[-] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I have taken off in a hot air balloon a dozen times or so....

Not once did I land with it. Even good landings seem to leave some things to luck.

Edit: added forgotten T.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 34 points 20 hours ago

You never landed? You’re still up there?

[-] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago

I jumped...

Some say I'm still falling to this day.

In all seriousness, balloon jumps are a unique experience in skydiving... Because you go from dead silence to the rush of air at terminal velocity. Sure you can jump a helicopter that is hovering, but they are louder than airplanes.

Exits from a balloon also tend to catch less experienced jumpers off guard, because you can't fly your body till the speed builds up. First timers tend to flail a little. By the second jump they do just fine.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

10 points to anyone who gets this reference

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 5 points 20 hours ago

Better still, how does taking off in a hot air balloon while you're still in another one work?

this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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