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[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 11 points 22 hours ago

Just suck a cock.

Guaranteed productivity boost, and company loyalty would skyrocket.

[-] aguasemgas@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 15 hours ago

Or tits, heck even a pussy. Or i dunno... A fucking lolipop (-_-)

[-] Athena5898@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

Eh, I honestly wouldnt care if I saw this in public. As long as something someone does isn't a pain to others, non of my business.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

I would assume they're rolling or really like to rave.

[-] danciestlobster@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm not picky, most any body part will be fine for my oral fixation. Tits certainly a favorite tho

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago
[-] 1Malayali@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Cigarette companies losing profits?

Let people have a relatively less problematic stress relief than cancer risk increasing smoke, right?
Tho, not sure about micro plastic content n all.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 day ago

why anyone would smoke cigarettes when weed exists is beyond me but ok.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

why anyone would smoke is beyond me but ok.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

oral fixation. it's a substitute for all the genitalia we'd like to be sucking on instead but can't, paradoxically because we are sucking on pacifiers to ease that pain.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Different receptors. Also, cigarettes are way more addictive.

Edit: Did I get pushback for stating that cigarettes are highly addictive?

[-] mastod0n@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

why anyone would take drugs for stress relief when sports exist is beyond me but ok.

[-] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

why anyone would use sports for stress relief when art exists is beyond me but ok.

[-] opih8ed@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Why anyone would use art for stress relief when heroin exists is beyond me, but ok.

[-] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

There's a tiny chance you may be one of those people that can stay productive on heroin and create great art while on it, so everyone should try it at least once. /S

[-] Nora@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

why anyone would use art for stress relief when bottling up your feelings and disassociating exists is beyond me but ok.

[-] cazssiew@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I prefer sucking on tits

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

Or you could just chew gum, that's always an option

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Both are plastics. No difference.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago

There is a difference, one is socially acceptable

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago

Sadly. Both cause damage.

[-] GiorgioPerlasca@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Liquirice roots are a better option in my opinion, but if it works for them I have no problem.

[-] Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

These used to help my teeth survive raves back in the day.

[-] SharkWeek 4 points 1 day ago

Amphetamine lockjaw? Lol, it's a bitch.

[-] shrek_is_love@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I'm getting really tired of this kind of doomerism. Look, just because a tariff-loving, bigoted republican president is inflating securities markets wildly beyond their historical maximum book values by orders of magnitude in the context of sharply rising unemployment and homelessness, doesn't mean we're revisiting 1930s economic conditions. So I don't want to hear anymore about removed-environmental-protections this, and exponentially-increasing-environmental-disasters that. Just nut up, ignore the once-in-a generation, escalating geopolitical tensions, and go persecute some minorities just like Jesus Washington said to do in the Bible Constitution.

-Newsmax probably

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