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[-] jobbies@lemmy.zip 17 points 6 days ago

knows you'll give in eventually

No, I bloody will not.

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah, I resisted mobile phones until about 1999, and didn't get a "smartphone" until 2014. I was quite the Luddite.

[-] SaneMartigan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I still don't play mobile games. I thought it was going to be a great opportunity but all the games sucked and I didn't like the interface.

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 1 points 6 days ago

I run hot and cold... I liked the BTD series for a while - it has a good phone interface IMO as well as "easy to multitask" play, unlike something like StarCraft that sucks you in and demands 110% of your attention. However, I haven't played it in years, I was just tempted to reload it tonight, and I did, and... it just doesn't do anything for me anymore.

[-] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

"You'll eventually give in" Tells you everything you need to know about the power of large tech companies in the US .

We have the money and the power to force this technology in to the mainstream. Tech companies know that Congress is way too old, way too corrupt, and way too slow to really do anything about regulating stuff like this in a reasonable time frame. They have no real barriers and the heads of these companies don't give a shit about the user as long as they pay their monthly subscription.

[-] matlag@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

It's not like we don't know the playbook already.

https://www.androidauthority.com/google-recaptcha-play-services-requirement-3664806/

Now you know brain implants will be used as an authentication system, to protect the children, prevent spam, and maybe they'll manage to add something about terrorism in the justification.

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

And your employment history, financial status, known associates, voter record, you get the idea.

[-] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

The choice between the chip and a bullet?

Dont expect everyone to sit idly by for either option.

[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah, look at NeuraLink and how successful that was at being a thing.

[-] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I don't trust these ghouls to pour me a glass of water, they won't get anywhere near my body

[-] bilgamesch@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

could we just like - tactically nuke them?

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 2 points 6 days ago

No need, at least not for several decades. The tech described in the article is millions of times more capable than current working experimental systems. Possible future? yes. Possible within 100 years? maybe. Kind of on the order of a self-sufficient expanding Mars colony of human settlers.

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 3 points 6 days ago

I will never ever.. hahaha okay you rascal, ya got me! Now get over here and stick that junk in my head-meat haha

[-] redwattlebird@thelemmy.club 2 points 6 days ago

So creeps like Zuck can upload their LLM conscience into my brain? No thank you.

... Actually, that would make a great horror movie.

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

We will all carry our "papers" around in our bodies.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 150 points 1 week ago
[-] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

"This shit ain't nothing to me, man."

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[-] Australis13@fedia.io 127 points 1 week ago

Over my dead body.

Also, this is laughable:

We’re on the cusp of the next major transition, the merger of humans and AI.

These guys don't even have true AI yet, just a text predictor on steroids that frequently hallucinates and gets things wrong.

[-] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

High on their own supply. Common human weakness, fuck I wish it weren't.

[-] Insekticus@aussie.zone 55 points 1 week ago

The cope is really deep in the tech sector. Way too many imbeciles who think they're geniuses and too much VC to throw around.

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[-] PlantJam@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

AI is incredible if you ask it about stuff you're not an expert on. Once you ask it those things you already have expert level knowledge on, especially nuanced questions, you'll start to see the issues. It won't be every question it gets wrong, but it's often enough to be an issue.

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago

In other words, it’s all an illusion. It’s a ruse to get us to feed it our thoughts, so it can summarize our files and our queries, and it can feed us the responses it is told to feed us.

We already know it can do that since they’re placing fucking ads in it.

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[-] Schwim@lemmy.zip 85 points 1 week ago

AI CEO D. Scott Phoenix laid out a vision of a world in which the chipped enjoy so many advantages of the unchipped that you’ll be forced to comply.

I won't even verify my age online. He can shove my advantageous chip right up his ass.

[-] morto@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago

forced to comply.

The language I'd expect from a villain in some fiction aimed at teenagers, not from a real person. This is so bizarre, and the amount of people ok with ceos saying those things is disturbing

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[-] Signtist@bookwyr.me 23 points 1 week ago

I'm glad I learned that excessive convenience is a bad thing before this became the norm.

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 53 points 1 week ago

A report in Politico details a TED talk in Vancouver last month

Oh so it's just rambling musings of some self-important CEO rather than any actual declaration of intent.

There are some good TED talks but a lot of them are just hot air.

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[-] valar@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 week ago

No, I don't think I will

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

I won't even get contact lenses, I ain't letting them putting a chip in my brain.

[-] GasMaskedLunatic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 week ago

The fuck I will. Unless they change the definition of 'give in' to 'die' then they don't know shit. I don't want them in my PHONE, let alone my FUCKING HEAD. I think about them too much as is.

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[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Just like we all ran out and bought 3D TVs. Right? And Meta smart glasses. Any day now!

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