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plz plz plz plz (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 months ago by TotallynotJessica to c/femcelmemes
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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 2 months ago

... Informed consent is a thing.

Use your words.

... or possibly little whimpering barking noises.

[-] TotallynotJessica 38 points 2 months ago

whimpers and whines while wagging her tail

[-] JennyLaFae 18 points 2 months ago

Your safe word is using your words. head pats

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

... well now you're just yanking my chain.

=P

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 2 months ago

Would you like to have your hair pulled, puppy?

[-] TotallynotJessica 7 points 2 months ago

perhaps ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

[-] djsoren19 9 points 2 months ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Depends.

Do 'bottom noises' have a discernible semantic structure?

I gonna need more details.

[-] djsoren19 7 points 2 months ago

mlehhhhh! bwuughhh! merrrrrp!

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

...

I am not able to discern a semantic structure here.

... Perhaps the meaning is... conveyed through... tonality? Pitch? ... ?

[-] djsoren19 4 points 2 months ago

there's definitely different tones and pitch used, I'd recommend grabbing your local bottom and they'll give you a demonstration

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately, I'm not super into the whole... total owner/master/dom thing.

I am just enough of a switch to be somewhere between flirty and tease.

I need that reciprocating energy, that matches, and then undermatches, and then overmatches, etc.

[-] MissesAutumnRains 51 points 2 months ago

The moment someone does this to me, I am falling to my knees. It's like a boss weak point.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

... You can more or less conceptualize sex as a sucessive stage boss fight of identifying and properly 'attacking' a series of weakpoints, in the correct order.

[-] MissesAutumnRains 31 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but I'm like the tutorial boss that teaches you about weakpoints.

hand on head boss becomes immediately submissive and breedable do whatever you want, you have already won

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just continue the metaphor, though maybe... backwards.

Get the 'health bar' down to zero.

Now you get a 'boss stage transition'.

Now get the 'health bar' to zero again.

... repeat untill you are either dead or out of stamina.

Use a DMC/Bayonetta style additional scoring system for 'style' and 'combos', 'damage' done in a short period of time, sustained 'damage' output, etc.

... You follow?

You, as the 'tutorial boss', the goal is to 'defeat' you as many times as possible, with the highest score possible.

The game isn't won when you uh... roll over, thats when the game begins.

You don't just win, you go for SSS rank.

EDIT:

What is the French term for an orgasm, the ecstasy/dissociation afterward?

La petit mort, the little death.

... kill 'em with kindness, eh?

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

consent is important. reply if you want headpats

[-] TotallynotJessica 35 points 2 months ago
[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

headpats the kind ones were a bit of a wiggle

[-] anothercatgirl 10 points 2 months ago

want desperately

[-] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 20 points 2 months ago

I will gladly pull hair, but I need consent first ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

[-] AiricaFyresong 6 points 2 months ago

Don't forget to slap my face while you're at it.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 2 months ago

umm... uh... er...
๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

Why always the fangs and spiral eyes.

What is the meaning of this???

[-] TotallynotJessica 14 points 2 months ago

cute lil fangs for biting, spiral eyes for being a horny sub who wants to be dominated.

[-] eru@mouse.chitanda.moe 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Lux 8 points 2 months ago

I had a dream about this last night

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 8 points 2 months ago

Put it in a nice little ponytail so it can be grabbed and pulled like a handle <3

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