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Croc sex frenzy: Low-flying army choppers spark romp in the swamp (www.abc.net.au)

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Crocs at a Rockhampton reptile farm were flung into the throes of orgiastic ecstasy after a Chinook helicopter hovered low over their pools – and the erotic explosion has researchers very interested.

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[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

There's something in the vibrations that sends these captive crocs into the throes of orgiastic ecstasy

Or maybe they just like Chinook helicopters?

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

yeah. we shouldn't kink shame.

there are weirder kinks.

[-] BigDeckEnergy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

To impress a chick: helicopter dick go!

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

I need more coffee this morning... I thought this was about the shoes...

this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023

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