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[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

"If you require any further information, please check our FAQ section before inquiring"

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 11 points 1 day ago

I'd prefer her to just tell me she didn't like my petrified broccoli tower.

[-] Darkness343@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Then they get offended when they become another man's starter wife.

[-] Sarcasmo@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Find an HR person to begin with. Sign off that you watched the videos and stuff like this won't happen.

Be sure to watch the videos.

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

And you have to score 80% or better on the quizzes!

[-] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago

Merger rejected.

[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

When two people are both trying to give bad news nicely they end up sounding similar.

[-] Saarth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Fake niceness is nauseating.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

Why do you think it's fake?

[-] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of this Little Joel video from a couple years ago

https://youtu.be/bNfxgYWVtoc

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

AI gf are monogamous?

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

my experience is that the language is far more overtly psycho than this.

[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

She's in her hoe phase and you were just one item on her list. Move on.

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