his birthday isn't and won't be, but the day he dies will be celebrated for generations
Fuck a child day? Rape someone day? Steal from children's charity Day?
jhkk sqtlo.
Dear Leader Day. With bigly parades and mandatory attendance.
His deathday will be a global holiday.
You mean the future global No Kings Day?
Already got my drinks and party hat
Weirdos do weird things.
This reminds me that many history-related Wikipedia articles like this one don't have an English version yet. Might be a nice project in anticipation of Trump's b-day.
Classic abuser move. Take away two free days and then give us back one and makes sure we know it's from him cuz he put his name all over it.
Instead it will be his death day that will be globally celebrated.
here we go again with Americans thinking they are the fucking bellybutton of the universe.. there are worse people on the planet than Donald Trump, his death won’t be celebrated “globally”
You’re happy he’s alive?
I will personally celebrate with the most expensive whiskey I can find on this day.
Most expensive is usually a bad decision. The most expensive ones been aged long is, and eventually a lot of the character goes away and it starts to taste more woody.
I go with whatever the f*** tastes the best.
I'm trying to drink less but yeah I should go get a good bottle just to celebrate the deaths of bad people
Bro I am getting fucked up in the street
Same!
Let's make a bar date!
His death is probably going to be the final spark for civil war
The circumstances seem important, don't they? Like, it's different if he nods off and shits himself one last time, surrounded by everyone in the Cabinet Room vs. if something external visibly happens to him. I guess either way the wolves will try to spin it to light that spark they want.
JD Vance does seem a lot like Nick Offerman’s character in “Civil War”
Why has it taken seven hours for someone to post this?
There will be one trump anniversary I'll celebrate, and it hasn't happened yet.
When he dies in his sleep during a cabinet meeting?
when he shits his pants on live TV?
I was just discussing the event the other day, and said when it happens I will buy a flag pole, an American flag, and raise it to full staff. It will be up as long as the half staff order is active, then I will take it down and sell it or trash it. There will be zero ambiguity in my actions.
How can you tell if someone is a racist narcissist...
Can we just fast forward to the part where we find out where they buried him so I can go relieve myself there?
They better keep it secret or it will be stained more yellow than his fat fucking face.
Tell you what, let’s meet in the middle and make your death day a holiday. So come on now, hurry up so we can celebrate it in 2026.
His birthday is flag day. No need to make it Trump Day
We should turn his birthday into National Greed Day. A day to recognize how money has corrupted government!
🤡
We already celebrate Hitler birthday though.
For him, this is not at all weird. It fits perfectly with his narcissistic personality.
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