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[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

As a former IT support freelancer I say: easy money, grateful customers.

[-] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

I don’t see an issue. You can spend 2 hours working on this. And by working I mean completely screwing around. Or you can be actually working.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 144 points 2 days ago

close the door to the server room.

hang out in there for several hours

smoke weed, do illicit shit

nap

maybe fap once or twice

plug router back in

man that was a serious issue

that’ll be $3,640

[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 87 points 2 days ago
[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 33 points 2 days ago

Your mechanic sits on your car smoking weed and fapping?

[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 53 points 2 days ago
[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No he doesn't. There isn't space for him. I'm in the car with 4 friends smoking weed and fapping already while he checks the engine.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 10 points 1 day ago

I guaran-fuckin-tee you while he "checks the engine" he's smoking weed and fapping in your engine bay and at least one other mechanic is in there doing it with him. That's just the way things are, homie

[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 17 points 2 days ago

You're in the car and the mechanic is on the car so I don't see your point bud.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

same idea as when everyone around me in the train started fapping?

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[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Good ass ventilation, thats the fuckin spot to light up

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

I've got good ass ventilation. I ventilate it every day. I don't suggest you light up near my ass ventilation though...

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

this comment chain is on point ☝️👉☝️!

[-] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

We had an outage in our small office and we had to fly a technician from India (same company, but still had to use our budget for the expenses).

Once here he spent two days tinkering with the router/server (basically a glorified access point+vpn client to connect to the network) he just told us he didn't know about networking and there was nothing he could do.

We had to do it ourselves, explain what we did and pretend he fixed it.

It wasn't really his fault they picked him for this when he was not qualified and was a nice guy. Even if we ratted him and claim a refund, we would have you pay for another person to come as we were not allowed to fix this ourselves.

[-] NotANumber@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Why are you not allowed to do it yourselves? This just sounds dumb.

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

It's more profitable for the hostage taker that way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_repair

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My company hired an outside IT guy to help install the new server and server rack a few months ago and after he finished all the phones were down. everyone was panicking and trying to figure out what was going on and they were about to call the guy that set up the server. I went to check it out and when I got in there the first thing I noticed was the power cable was just chillin' on the floor.

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 day ago

i hope you were smart enough to touch nothing

[-] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

That’s what you get for using garbage equipment, no locking power connector. Yuck meraki 🤮

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Down vote away but I don't like locking connectors. I'd rather it disconnect than damage anything.

[-] ignirtoq@feddit.online 14 points 1 day ago

But do you really want them touching it?

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 42 points 2 days ago

In such a scenario put on your headphones, start an interesting podcast, open... https://hackertyper.net/ ... on your laptop, every couple of minutes type a couple of lines, appear super focused and busy. Once you are bored and no one is looking, plug it back in.

[-] faizalr@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago

The server at hackertyper.net is taking too long to respond.

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago

On my end it works fine, maybe double check if your router is plugged in properly.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

i did this to myself yesterday, but on the ac side.

the universal power adapter for my homelab server didn't come with a european plug so i'm using a converter until i can source something reasonable. yesterday i was adding stuff to the cabinet and bumped the power strip.

turns out, american plugs are not only real sensitive to bumps, they also give off a lot of funny lights when they're used with 230V.

how do you guys live with these fischer-price plugs?

[-] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago

Not to defend US power plugs (the UK plug is clearly superior) but this sounds like a problem with your adapter. US plugs rely on the socket having enough friction to hold the plug. It's obviously not the best design decision, but I've only had issues with cheap adapters and >50 year old sockets (which are hard to find because they tend to get replaced during remodeling).

The sparks are also less of an issue with 110v.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

the UK plug is clearly superior

schuko4lyfe

also, yes it's obviously an issue with the adapter in that it's one of those wall-warts you can change the plug on, except they only shipped me a us plug >:(

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[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

The friction also helps clean off the contacts for better connection.

[-] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Mine are in there pretty firmly. I assume you mean an ungrounded one, because the triple prong is sturdy as heck.

Either way, both kinds can be plenty sturdy, definitely resists bumps. I'd expect a quality issue with the adapter.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

being used to all plug bodies, including two-prong, being recessed at least 18mm, means the us one feels flimsy no matter how firmly it's in the adapter...

oh also this was a wall-wart style power adapter that should probably not have been a wall-wart. a bit too large for that.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

my problem with european plugs is the nonstandardisation between horizontal and 45 degree outlets.
shits. mess and a headache

[-] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 1 day ago

the standard is that you need to accommodate both configurations. most device manufacturers don't realise this.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 15 points 2 days ago

That's on you if you didn't remotely have them unplug and reset the power cable on both ends, confirm it, and have them watch for lights.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"I totally unplugged it and plugged it back in on both ends, pinkie promise."

Narrator: They did not do that because it would require getting out of their chair.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Or they unplugged their monitor, or a fan, or a vacuum cleaner... who can tell?

[-] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 7 points 2 days ago

The user lied and cranked one out instead of fiddling with the power cable.

"Uh, yeah, I did that and still nothing"

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

That's why I said confirm it. "There may be bent metal. What does the inside of the power supply barrel adapter and the prongs plugged into the wall look like?" Or have them take a picture. There's always a BS reason you can come up with. You're helping them after all!

[-] miked@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

I've had them send me pictures when they couldn't find the device I had them look for. It really helps.

[-] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 6 points 2 days ago

That highly depends on the contract and capabilities of the help desk.

I once worked a contract that was to send warranty parts out based on the end user's complaint. I was not allowed to contact the end user to clarify anything.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago

Oh wow, that sounds frustrating. Many users don't exactly have a reputation for being detailed in their tickets...

[-] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 3 points 1 day ago

It was an interesting experience. I was pretty good at guessing.

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 6 points 2 days ago

"Unplug the power cable and blow on the ends."

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[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

"I don't think we have a modem."

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Ma’am the network is haunted. Do you have any peanut butter? This will lure the network ghosts out of the Ethernet.

[-] nukeforyou@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

i mean... the internet WAS down for them

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