This really is a shitpost.

I don't recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.

It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.

and they float into the sky where they turn into stars

This is an inferior product compared to my patented Catapoop^TM^ and Trepooche^TM^

Human waste management systems in a nutshell.

Out of sight, out of mind.

What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies' front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?

Literal shit post

imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head

I cannot stop laughing at the first photo with the dog looking like it's actually watching the flying poop go up. What even lol

Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I've been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.

Fling and forget!

I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.

This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.

This is incredible. It’s works just like climate change stuff! Sure, burning gas with a car produces CO2, but then it floats away and it’s “not your problem”! Carbon dioxide? More like carbon-BYE!-oxide!

Removed from the environment.

This has Metal Gear vibes.

I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.