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Mushroom salad it is.
Mushroom mushroom
Snake! Snake! It's a snaaaake.
Because they are a fun guy?
The Devils lettuce will actually cause this.
The devils lettuce is actually just marketing. It's actually moss of the gods.
lettuce romaine in your heart
There is (or used to be; I haven't been by there in a while) a restaurant near me called Lettuce Souprise You! Never went there, but the puns have stuck in my head for 30 years. Well done, unknown restaurateurs!
I am now remembering that one 4chan post where someone dumped their "pregnant women eating salad" collection. No I will not elaborate because there is nothing to elaborate, some folks are just degenerates.
a kink of sorts ?
Maybe, but it's 4chan and a pretty old post at that. Could be a fucken set of reaction images for all I know.
in David Attenborough's voice "Incapable of movement, the salad's only defense against it's only natural predator, upper middle-class suburban mothers in their 30's, is its innate sense of humor..."
in that-one-dude-who-narrates-every-single-national-geographic-documentary voice "but in the forest, things are dangerous. the fairly common salad (salad dalas) is unaware that a particularly hungry vegan upper middle-class suburban mother (rehtom nabrubus, ssalc-elddim reppu nagev), this particular one in her 30's, is stalking in the shadows. The salad's only form of defense? A knack for witty, funny jokes that prevent the middle-aged vegan from eating it.
Mods are asleep post people laughing at salads. Where did I put my sink?
I don't care where you put it,
let that sink in
If you're cold, they're cold.
This implies the girls here are eating a sentient being which is even more disturbing.
I mean, eating sentient beings is pretty normal behavior for most humans.
Yeah sentient just means can think. Sapient is I think therefore I am.
The bottom-left lady relishes in this fact.
Excuse me. It appears to just be mostly white women. Where are all the white manbuns? Representation matters.
They're in the photo...
It's why they're so damn happy ๐
That's the salad only surviving strategy, is making people laugh or get eaten.
Is there a name for this type of meme, a bunch of stock photos doing the same thing.
time to toss it
I remember seeing stuff like this on somethingawful decades ago. Another one was removing the teeth from mouths of people laughing like the people in this image. It was also funny and slightly horrifying. Maybe someday somebody will try it again. I miss the old Internet
They're gettinh their salad tossed from the looks of it.
What a classic!
I miss the men laughing with salad sub
Is that Rachel Nichols?
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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