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[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Would have been 2003/04, waiting for the bus to college. Dude who looked like a farmer with a huge beard asked "is this the stop for town." I said yes, sat down, didn't think anything of it. Few minutes later I noticed his bag was moving. No idea what the hell was in it.

[-] Goldholz 4 points 10 hours ago

Someone planing out a snuff and CNC porno shoot with some woman threw the phone that is being shot in a former ww2 bunker with nazi uniforms and BD dildos

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 6 hours ago

Snuff? Someone's just casually planning out their own or somebody else's murder over the phone?

[-] Goldholz 2 points 6 hours ago

YES! IT WAS SOOO STRANGE!!

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 5 hours ago

This is fascinating. Do you remember any details? Was it the guy or the woman who was going to be killed? Was there anyone else involved?

[-] Goldholz 2 points 5 hours ago

It was a guy late 20s or early 30s calling a woman. The woman he called from what i heard would have been the victim of the rape snuff and another guy plus the guy Filming

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 4 hours ago

Wow. What country was this in?

[-] Goldholz 2 points 3 hours ago
[-] remon@ani.social 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

An entire international high-speed train was delayed for almost 2 hours because Karen got the police called over having too much foam in her beer.

[-] hanrahan@piefed.social 1 points 10 hours ago

I jooed.on at my.stop and then get.off at my stop and that was it...weird shit huh!

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

c/aneurysmposting

[-] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

Someone sprayed ME with a bottle of water. I was on my phone, and when i looked up this old lady was spraying water over her shoulder without looking and hit me directly in the face! When i asked what she was doing she walked over to me saying someone had cursed her, and her reflection in the window was facing the wrong way so she decided to spray "holy water" over her shoulder.

Thankfully after getting a COVID test done (this was in 2021 mind you) it was in fact just water.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 9 hours ago

Seeing your reflection facing the wrong way would be actually terrifying... I think it would take more than holy water to fix that, though.

[-] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Possibly, but is also a random curse to have if that was the only symptom ๐Ÿค”

[-] innermachine@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Not just water, but holy water. At least now u know ur not a vampire either!

[-] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Always good to see a silver lining ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 25 points 1 day ago

I bumped into a friend who is cop in the British Transport Police at a station while he was working. While I was there somehow a happy-drunk guy fell between a train and the platform and got stuck. That's not the crazy part.

The crazy part is the four separate people who all ended up getting arrested because they attacked my friend and the other responders trying to free the stuck man - physically kicking and trying to drag them away - because he/they wouldn't order the train to leave the station and it was making them late. Four separate people, all apparently sober, all absolute psychopaths who would happily see someone mangled by a train so they wouldn't be inconvenienced, and so utterly convinced of their righteousness that they were prepared to physically attack police officers and paramedics.

I was later told this is pretty normal when there's a "one under": aside from the person who fell getting injured or dying, the biggest immediate problem is a handful of narcissistic cunts who interpret the whole thing as some kind of personal insult. It really shook me that anyone could be like that.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

While I generally oppose police brutality, I think this is a good case for it.

[-] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

This is like the weirdest IRL trolley problem, but the consequences of the decision are 1 death vs. several people running late or being mildly inconvenienced.

#Utilitarian at all cost *๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ *unless it's me getting mangled

Imagining a fully automated dystopian future where decisions are always predetermined and based on greater good rules. Billionaires can't grasp why we're so ungrateful for the better world they've created, so clearly it must be further proof we don't know what's best for us.

[-] l_isqof@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I think in that case the Transport Police should ask them to leave the station building, or get physically moved out without warning. If they refuse, you can set the rest of the train on them, stating that they delay is now due to the person not leaving the train/platform, rather than the passenger being stuck.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

What the fuck?

This is the second highest comment in the thread and it's so bizarre that I don't think I need to bother thinking of something to contribute myself.

So, trying to kill someone who falls onto the tracks is normal? Someone should study this

[-] bassad@jlai.lu 13 points 18 hours ago

The topic here is public transportation, but look at how many behave on the roads with their personnal cars, ready to cause accidents just to not be slowed

[-] l_isqof@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

or the fact that millions die on the roads each year, and no one gives a damn unless they are their own family members...

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Guy getting mad at the conductor for calling him sir because only a priest can be called that.......

[-] hungryphrog 2 points 12 hours ago
[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Yeah he argued with the conductor for like 10 minutes while the whole traincar listened in silence.

Poor employee was just following guidelines of politely addressing customers

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago

The one that stands out is someone on a call in a packed bus who started shouting "I didn't tell no one you got raped in prison!" into the phone repeatedly.

They made themselves a liar. Felt bad for whoever was on the other side of the line.

[-] Strider@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lol, decades in Munich public transport, the best question would be what I haven't seen. Seriously.

  • people talking to themselves, lots of them
  • people talking to strangers with the wildest stories, then turn the attention to you if you don't recognize it in time
  • people screaming around they'll kill, blow up, whatever everyone
  • people fighting with each other, holding up the public transport running out and back in
  • oh and Italians standing at the rails pissing on Italian wiesn weekend. Of course their backs to the street. So front to the rails. Or the other way around, doesn't matter anyway.

... Yeah

[-] Kcap@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I took the Bart in San Francisco every day for a decade, definitely saw some things. Saw a guy take a shit between the cars. Saw someone flip off the rails and kick someone in the head.

The one I remember the most was during a busy morning commute, I had my headphones on and I see this older guy pushing through people to follow this younger woman. She kept moving up and down the train to get away from him. After seeing this a few times, I stepped in front of him and told him "I don't know what's going on, but she clearly doesn't want to be near you, so you gotta leave her alone". He snapped at me screaming that it was his daughter and I need to stay the fuck out of their family situation. Myself and a few others blocked him, and he got off at the next stop. When I asked the woman if she was okay, she said she had no relation to the guy and had never seen him. Scary stuff all around. Im assuming he was mentally ill and had some previous drama about losing his daughter, and something triggered in his brain when he saw that woman. I thought for sure I was gonna get stabbed that day, and if the train wasn't so crowded I think things would've ended a lot differently.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 9 points 21 hours ago

I had a similar thing on a bus once, all the seats were full so there was a line of people standing down the middle aisle of the bus. There was an old homeless dude on one side and a young woman on the other side, and he was hassling her and kept reaching across the aisle and touching her, which she obviously didn't want. The guy standing up nearest to them kept stopping the guy and sort of swatting his hand away whenever he tried. Then the bus stopped and the guy turned to the guy behind him and was like "This is my stop, you got this?" and then the next guy moved forward and started telling the guy off and swatting his hand away.

After that it just kept moving like a production line of us telling this creeper off and pushing his hand away. It didn't seem to matter if those of us in the line were men or women, he was just really obsessed with this one person. So at least five people in front of me did it, then I did it, then the guy behind me took over when I had to leave. I have no idea how long it went on for lol.

[-] kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Some random novice nun recognized that I am an IT guy so she asked me whether it is really possible that it was God who made her computer crash while she was writing her homework essay about some saint that she was obsessed about.

[-] hungryphrog 6 points 12 hours ago

How did you answer?

[-] Object@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This particular blue wizard. Not my image, but he's a well known person that you can find image of him online.

Once an old guy asked me to hold the door for him when the train stops so he can stand up and get out. I did but he took very long to stand up so I instinctively went to help him, the door closed and the train went on. So we both excited at the next stop and wanted to get the train back. It was the worst possible stop because the walk was crazy long and the old guy crazy slow. Me being way too helpful, I walked with him and he told me about how his family never visits him anymore and all kinds of trouble in his life, while one train after the other passed by. Eventually we arrived on the other side, got back to the original stop and exited. I escorted him to a taxi. He was very thankful for the adventure and I was a few hours late to work.

[-] indomara@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Aww, you are a kind and good person, and I'm glad that you're in this world with me.

I try to be but it was honestly overwhelming since Iโ€™m actually not a very social person, especially not back then. Luckily he was talking most of the time. It was a learning experience for me and Iโ€™m glad I did it.

[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Back when I was a teenager, some old hippie went on an entirely unprompted rant about not killing flies to me and my friends for what seemed like the entirety of our 30 minute bus ride. He said killing harmful bugs is necessary but flies are just looking for nitrogen so don't kill them.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

All the people still refusing to do anything but drive massive empty cars by themselves when directly adjacent to and around mass transit.

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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 day ago

One of the first times I took the path train (it's a light rail in NJ/NYC. Basically another subway line). I sit down, and an older guy in a suit sits down next to me. He's got like a box in a plastic bag in his lap. No big deal.

This was in like 2002. He didn't have a cell phone or earphones. Just sitting quietly, waiting for the train to leave.

He started to giggle. Little chuckles. And then escalated to full laughs. It rises and rises until he's like cackling. And then he calms down, reverses all the way through giggles and back to silence. Never said a word.

I don't know what was in the box. I didn't ask. I assume he just got away with a killer heist.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 3 points 21 hours ago

One time I got on the bus and there was a big sketchy-looking dude, definitely on something, sitting at the back laughing hysterically. Out of common sense I kept my distance at first, but I was kind of looking at him out of the corner of my eye to see what was going on, and I saw he was reading a book. This guy was literally almost rolling on the floor laughing, and I decided I have to find out what this book is.

Being a... not very large person myself this was sketchy, but he seemed to be oblivious to everything else around him so I sat opposite kind of close to see what book this jacked-up crackhead was losing his shit over. It was Bridget Jones' Diary. I still haven't read it but I think that's a good recommendation.

[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It was a piece of string

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 58 points 1 day ago

i had a dude walk up to me and say "never just take unsolicited advice"

possibly the best advice i ever got. total mindfuck though

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