Just need sugar and we gotta cake to let us eat!
74 year old badass.
Whoa, the Eat The Rich people are serious.
Gotta make them edible enough first. Need some seasoning.
I'm appalled at all these people who condone throwing flour and eggs at politicians. Everyone knows that the egg goes first, because it helps the flour stick.
Milk and sugar next week.
Free Crepes.
Or cake
nods or cake.
Is it a tradition to throw eggs or flour at politicians in France? If so, it is a good tradition.
I think people have been throwing produce for a long time in general. But there's a list of stuff thrown at politicians on wiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidents_of_objects_being_thrown_at_politicians
I'm partial to the Australian "egg boy" because a ska band wrote a song about it
The 74 year-old is a hero and remembers what his parents said about the fucking Nazis and Vichy French.
Next is milk, then sugar, then you beat him thoroughly and put him in the oven.
Custard's last stand
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_cake or as French call it, quarte quarts
Quatre quarts. Or "four quarters".
And this, is already too much maths for Bardella
I've heard of slow cooking, but this is next level stuff.
Operation dessert storm
I guess next would be milk.
I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious
I'm desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?
clearly they are trying to turn him into a cake so next will probably be the butter
I hope every political argument devolves into food being thrown eventually.
Pelt him with grapes: not big enough to do much damage, but in the right quantities, it'll get the point across
The point: "stop wine-ing"?
So just milk and sugar missing and he turns into a cake?
Some Morton’s and a little milk and we can call it salt and batter-y. Just deserts, i say.
America: throw a whole pre-made sandwich at a cop
France: individually throw every ingredient to make every part of a sandwich from scratch
Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake
Nope! Sorry. Still just a wet sack of shit.
Flour, egg. It’s time for a pie
No, they are still missing the butter and sugar.
Give it time. Its a slow recipe, but I trust the French to follow through if its a protest.
If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.
I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know
I can't understand if I should praise aiming skills or if the egg was cracked up close and personal. Tried to check in the article and saw what Bardella made of it:
The more we make progress, the closer we get to power, the more the violence from the far left, intolerance and pure stupidity are unleashed
For fuck's sake, he just barely survived an assassination no less
When they get all melodramatic about flour, eggs, sandwiches being tossed at them, don't they realize how pathetic they sound acting like these acts are in and of themselves just horrible violance?
The Marsha P. Johnson method suggests that a brick is more effective at creating change.
Make fascists scared again.
it's time for digested food
Get some sugar in the mix, and boy... you got yourself a cake going.
A crêpe, rather.
Now whisk.
Demain du lait et on a de la ….. Pâte à crêpes !!! 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞
"Violence", gotta love the special treatment government gives the rich. Noones getting arrested if you reverse the roles
They're French, they're making a soufflé
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