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flirting rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 days ago by erotador to c/onehundredninetysix

transcription: sorry i called you a fucking idiot... i was trying to flirt

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[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 4 days ago

Ended up meeting my wife because I drunkenly called her roommate a bitch within 30 minutes of being introduced, and the roommate responded by loudly declaring we were friends now and she was abducting me into a historical re-enactment marching band thing.

To be fair, my friends would regularly greet each other with curses and a smile. "Come over here you lanky ass fuckboy! Hug!"

[-] zib@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

It's too early in the day for memes to be calling me out like this.

[-] gandalf_der_12te 1 points 2 days ago

fucking idiot

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 16 points 4 days ago

No, don't apologise. I already fell in love with you <3

[-] Smorty 13 points 4 days ago

listen adora - i may be literally bad at intercourse as i lack the experience - but... this does remind me of school, where:

  • peeps would insult someone
  • then pretend to come back and say they didnt mean it that way
    • maybe even allude to the idea of finding that individual hot
  • then insult them again.,,

i was lucky enough to not be involved in such evil insulting chenanigans..... this post does remind me of that tho-...

so if this happened to me in real life, id prolli say "yea right".,... then go silent for 3 seconds - and then go "u kno u hurt peeps with this, right?"

i wonder if these peeps realize this...

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

if these peeps realize

They don't. They're mostly sugar and corn starch; not much thought going on. Kinda how peeps tend to be.

[-] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

You had me at "fucking idiot".

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