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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Sunflier@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

We forced ourselves onto you after you repeatedly said no. Why are you so upset? Look how many jobs we replaced!

-Microsoft CEO right before the guillotine's blade falls

Edit: This cross-post about AI potentially replacing almost 12% of jobs off the bat seems relevant.

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[-] Newbrain@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Co Pilot ommitted whole lines from a summary I asked for, then argued that they werem't left out. I guess gaslighting is built in from the top.

[-] Newbrain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

*edit weren't

[-] SW42@lemmy.world 89 points 2 days ago
[-] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

Oh man. I forgot what happens when you try to sell out an incredibly loyal fan base built over decades.

Poor Blizzard. They were more fun in the '90s.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

[-] Linktank@lemmy.today 31 points 2 days ago

Smug fucking asshole.

That game sucked.

[-] vzqq 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Honestly I think LLMs are impressive pieces of kit. However, they have huge flaws which means they are only really applicable to a very very small subset of applications and need both ai expert and subject matter expert supervision.

If I were to run a devastating anti-LLM campaign, I’d go around telling people they are perfect (which they clearly are not), and shove them into all applications imaginable (to drive the point home that they suck) and wait for the revolution.

So, welcome to the resistance, Mr Suleyman.

[-] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I hope every one of these brain dead CEOs catches some sort of STD that turns their dick into hamburger meat.

Fuck them for creating this dystopian hell we live in.

#freeluigi

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

I wish I could up-vote this twice

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago
[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 60 points 2 days ago

"Guy whose day is filled with ass-kissers who say AI is useful is confused when presented with something contrary"

[-] not_me@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

AI is the biggest scam of the century.

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago

AI CEO has to be one of the dumbest sounding bullshit job titles Ive heard in a good long while.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Of course people are unimpressed by failures. What did he expect?

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

How are we supposed to take someone seriously when they're wearing a Wesley Crusher Season 1 sweater?

[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago

I swear every current problem from dumb shit head decisions has got to be because all of these things are being run by dumb shit head nepo babies now. They get this shit handed to them and they’re too fucking stupid to do anything right or they just legitimately don’t care and are just trying to make themselves as much money as they can get away with before everything collapses below them.

Either that or tech bros really are just all this fucking dumb.

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

they just legitimately don’t care and are just trying to make themselves as much money as they can get away with before everything collapses below them.

This one. In addition to their greed, publically-traded corporations are stautorily required to maximize profits for the shareholder. So, if there's a thing that will replace workers for less than it costs to have workers, they will do that thing.

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago

This sounds like a dysfunctional relationship, doesn't it?

[-] baronvonj@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

More non-tech people need to watch Silicon Valley and understand how close to reality it is.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Where's the microsoft dick sucking CEO?

[-] Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

And are they hiring?

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

I was more impressed with that skeleton hand coming out of a box to grab my coin. Different times.

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 2 days ago

I wonder how much HE uses this wonderful AI...

[-] TheOneCurly@feddit.online 13 points 2 days ago

Probably all day. His job isn't that hard and he clearly has the personality type for ai psychosis. I'm sure he's having long nonsensical conversations about his grand ideas while the chatbot eggs him on.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Man, this should have not be in the headline.

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

He should accessorise that jumper with a combadge

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