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[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 140 points 5 days ago
[-] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

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[-] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 105 points 5 days ago
[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago

That really lightened the mood.

[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 119 points 5 days ago

What is this actually a picture of? I don't get the joke.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 198 points 5 days ago

I believe that's R. Budd Dwyer; he's pulling a revolver out of that envelope just before shooting himself in the head.

Trump doing that would be dark?

we still joke how Hitler wasn't that bad, because by the end he killed Hitler.

[-] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago

He would never do that, heโ€™s too narcissistic. Let the copious amounts of Filet o Fish and lack of vegetables do him in. Iโ€™m sure that would be a lot more painful and miserable than an instant gunshot.

[-] frog@feddit.uk 42 points 5 days ago

I don't want him to die. I want him to be convicted, to be humiliated, and to suffer in prison.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

And then die in prison

[-] prole 4 points 5 days ago

Yeah, but I would settle for it

[-] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago

It might be fast food. It might be ending civilization in a nuclear firestorm. Guess we're gonna find out!

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[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

The difference is that Dwyer did it on live television, in a highly publicized press statement. Cameras didn't cut away.

Trump doing that would be so memeable though.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I'd buy a t-shirt for every unique camera angle.

Hope there is a slowmo hi res version.

Would make amazing album art

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

There was another recent shooting that was caught on camera and was being meme'd before the end of the day.

[-] DesolateMood@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 days ago

I think the dark part is that the punchline is a man who killed himself on live television

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 11 points 5 days ago

I will be disappointed if Trump dosent die infornt of a camera.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago

Dunno. I'd be satisfied if he died on his own, forgotten, abandoned, somewhere cold and dark.

[-] HereIAm@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I don't know anything about him or why he shot himself, but I remember it looked like he felt bad for scaring the the people in the room with the gun, and so quickly finished it off.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

He was a politician who was caught having accepted a bribe, basically, which seems bizarrely mundane today.He said something to the effect of "Don't look, this will affect you" before he did it, too... petty self-aware for someone who's about to kill themselves in front of a crowd.

Edit: The wikipedia article actually has it in there.

After he had finished speaking and handing out the notes to his staffers, Dwyer grabbed a manila envelope and drew a Model 19 .357 Magnum revolver from it, causing others to panic. Dwyer backed up against the wall, holding the weapon close to his body, and said, "Please, please leave the room if this will โ€” if this will affect you."

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Several people in the room pleaded with Dwyer to surrender the gun or tried to approach him and seize the weapon. Dwyer warned against either action, saying as his last words: "This will hurt someone". Dwyer then killed himself with a single shot through the roof of the mouth. His death was recorded by at least five running news cameras.

Hey man, nice shot.

[-] BlueZen@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[-] Embargo@lemmy.zip 38 points 5 days ago

I find the line "Property damage - Bullet hole in wall" fucking wild.

[-] jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev 24 points 5 days ago

Wikipedia editors man, going to the finest of details

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[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

Pretty sure it's the guy who offed himself on camera because of some politics stuff, I think involving a bribe

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 83 points 5 days ago

That was back when politicians actually felt shame.

[-] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago

Was it shame, or the system actually holding corrupt politicians accountable? I miss those days.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago

And all he did was take a bribe to give a sweetheart deal to a tech company.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago

Today's politicians do more criminal shit than that before they've had breakfast!!

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

I actually thought he did it so the family wouldnt lose anything. Since he never resigned wouldnt the family also have received benefits from his death. Maybe im wrong, but I felt like I read that a while back.

[-] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

This happens in the developing world on occasion, with the assumption is that insurance pays out to the family. I'm 99% sure doing the deed yourself means it doesn't pay out at all. Tragic all the way down.

[-] DesolateMood@lemmy.zip 18 points 5 days ago

Except that this time it did pay out. The money didn't come from life insurance, it came from his pension which would've been lost had he lived and been convicted

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[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 63 points 5 days ago
[-] KyuubiNoKitsune 9 points 5 days ago

What a nice shot man.

[-] mortalic@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I said hey man nice shot

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Thatโ€™s why I say hey man nice shot.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Good shot, man

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

don't threaten me with good time

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[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This is an amazing video on what happens to a human after the shot to the head. Massive exit of blood through the nose. I haven't watched it in years but it's burned into my memory

[-] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 14 points 5 days ago

Same when shot in the neck.

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

You're right. Kirk video was equally fascinating

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

I'm unsure he was shot. I think a blood vessel in his neck burst from him just being so full of hate and bullshit /s

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

You are both wrong. Nothing happened to his neck. After he finished pushing equality, tolerance, women's and civil liberties for the day, he met up with his trans girlfriend and sadly, overdosed on fentanyl later that night. Rest In Power, king.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Same with the guy in the FBI training video where a guy gets put in an interrogation room without being frisked. He takes a drink of water, puts the cap back on the bottle, pulls out a .45, bangs his temple, and the nose just gushes blood like a fire hydrant.

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

wow didn't know about this guy till I read the stuff here. The politicians' threshold for feeling shame / fear of punishment sure has gone down the drain.

[-] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Hahahaha this is the kind of dark humor I love. ๐Ÿ–ค

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Haven't heard an r budd dryer joke since Opie and Anthony days.

The classics return

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