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[-] Hackworth@piefed.ca 116 points 1 week ago

I get the sense that VLC doesn't really care if something is a valid video file, it's just gonna start playing and see what happens.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can shove French fries into a CD drive and vlc will still make it a video

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Rallys/Checkers fries? Or Burger King? Because there is a HUGE difference!

Or Wendys?

Or McDonalds?

WHOSE FRIES ARE WE TALKING ABOUT??? I WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS ON FRENCH FRIES!!!!

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

Extract the eyes of murder victims and VLC will show their final moments.

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[-] catshit_dogfart@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure it can still do that. Like if you can trick it into playing something that isn't even video, it'll shit out whatever it can interpret as video. Which of course will be garbled nonsense, but it did exactly what you asked.

[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 week ago

I wish every program was this way. Fuck off with your file format restrictions, I know what Im doing

[-] Gormadt 12 points 1 week ago

Audacity does as well and I use it to edit pictures sometimes.

Yes pictures.

You can get some interesting effects from it.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Which of course will be garbled nonsense, but it did exactly what you asked.

Is it possible that someone took a copy of hitlers book, shoved it into VLC, took the video it spit out, and somehow we got a president from that process? Garbled nonsense. Highly racist. But it did what you asked!

Wait.....does this explain Mark Zuckerberg? They put a piece of cellery, mixed with dog shit, and out comes Mark Zuckerberg who's almost a real boy?

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[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 week ago

I recall a few AVIs from the long ago that VLC would throw an error on, something about a format error, and it gave the option to try converting it or try playing as-is. Attempting to convert took forever, and playback was mostly fine, though IIRC you couldn't scrub through the file.

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah it absolutely can fix broken avi files! Was a lifesaver back in high-school for me, during that era, avi was every camcorder format (at least that I had).

I always stored it on this 128gb external drive and I swear that drive was cursed, always corrupted my files. Vlc was an easy way to fix them for class.

[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

IIRC that's AVI files that aren't indexed properly. VLC could either build its own index for the file or it could just start playing the file one frame at a time and hope for the best.

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[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

MacOS was telling me "Open this openSUSE ISO in: Balena Etcher, VLC"

what

[-] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

VLC be like: "it's a disk image is it not?????"

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[-] falseWhite@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The creator of VLC just won the European SFS Award "in recognition of his outstanding and lasting contributions to the Free Software movement and his long-term dedication to the VLC project."

https://fsfe.org/news/2025/news-20251107-01.html

[-] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Til vlc is older than me

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago
[-] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 week ago

sad mpv noises

[-] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Dont you mean sad libavcodec noises?

VLC, IPlayer, and FFMpeg are interfaces for libavcodec ๐Ÿ˜€

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[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 40 points 1 week ago

Long ago; a non-tech friend saying to another non-tech friend. "you should try it on VLC; it'll play a slice of cucumber" when referring to some obscure video file they had.

[-] Taldan@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

I did a CTF once where one of the challenges was forensics on a video file. It had the header ripped off, the entension removed, and was split into chunks that had to be ripped out of a pcap and reassmebled

VLC just played the mangled chunks as-is. It was an unintended cheat code for the challenge

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

VLC: "I am 4 Parallel Universes ahead of you"

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I had it once play a video recorded on an old Motorola razr circa 2004. It was this super obscure file format, that basically only this one phone used, and was never used on any other phone.

VLC didn't care, played it right out of the box without any problems.

It supports an obscure single use, 2004 video format. If aliens come to earth, VLC will be able to play their files too.

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[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago

You had that screenshot locked and loaded ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago

And it still supports devices with Android version 4.2 (released on November 13, 2012) and newer. That's a 13 year old release.

https://f-droid.org/en/packages/org.videolan.vlc/

Perfect use of old devices as a media player. It struggles with modern file formats but having modern UI and support this long is epic.

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[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 20 points 1 week ago

Arch split out the h264 decoders from vlc, and its not installed by default, so last time I needed to use it, it didn't work. No idea why they did that.

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

Most likely patents and licensing.

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 17 points 1 week ago

The packages still exist, you can install them, its just not by default. Their argument for splitting is that they can be updated independently, but that doesnt explain why the h264 plugins aren't just included by default.

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

useful things are bloat apparently

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[-] pizza_the_hutt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Yep, and lately it stopped working altogether. I have since switched to mpv.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

Eventually, after I stop using my steam deck I'm going to turn it into a VLC machine. With emulators on it too

[-] bryndos@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

I rarely take a laptop on trips anymore (unless its my work one), bt kb+mouse, plug in 4tb ssd (that has built in hdmi out). shitty plywood stand that i made. It's cool.

frankly the shitty cheap used laptops that i get, its probably better performance than any of them if i do need to do anything serious.

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Isn't a tablet gonna offer a larger screen for less weight if all you wanna do is watch videos

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[-] SereneSadie@quokk.au 10 points 1 week ago

Blu-rays.

Don't 'but' me. I literally spent the weekend getting aggravated at VLC chucking errors at me no matter how many extensions or libraries or whathaveyou I threw at it to make blu-rays work. And this isn't even the first time.

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Don't get mad at the software trying to do it's best to overcome intentionally malicious coding.

[-] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago

Blu-rays are purposely made to be combersome to read and use without explicit permission from the Blu-Ray commission.

Blu-rays aren't DVDs, each release has a unique encryption on it that you either break, or use a program to scan and break for you with public listings of known keys.

VLC would need to ask the Blu-Ray Group to open up their software on how encoding and decoding works, and they never will.

Sony gets a cut for every single Blu-ray, it's why you need to install the app for Xbox when the gaming console can naturally play Blu-ray discs for games. Microsoft doesn't want to fork over more money to it's main competitor, and part of why they backed HD DVD.

Is it VLCs fault? Not really. If they had a lot of money and man hours they could maybe work something out. But DVDs are child's play to figure out compared to Blu-Rays. That's on purpose.

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[-] umbraroze@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

Me, upon installing Debian KDE distro, and having Dragon Player pop up: I ALREADY INSTALLED VLC, WHAT THE HELL DUDES

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[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

VLC is good but I like MPC-HC best. Open source and has a shit load of nerdy ass technical options and great upscaling through madVR.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
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[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Somehow I'm unable to let VLC play any kind of video on my Arch (actually cachyos) laptop. Whatever the format it says codec is missing even if I installed everything (mpv, totem and others can play them).

(I tried to install vlc-git from aur but then gave up when after 30 minutes was still compiling, I don't have enough patience to wait all that time every time I run yay)

I'm forced to run the flatpak version of VLC for some reason, the only way to make it work

[-] tempest@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

You should read the wiki https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/VLC_media_player

Likely you just want vlc-plugins-all

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Back in the day Media Player Classic was this for me. I didn't know enough about codecs but I knew that player seemed to have all of them.

Of course it's now superceded by vlc (and maybe even was at the time) but it's still a fond memory of working out why the video I downloaded only played audio.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

There are other media players?

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Developed by the French and funded by the EU. I'll download it.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

If you're telling us you found Lemmy before vlc that's honestly remarkable.

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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

the only one that could play the videos i recorded on my BlackBerry 2008-2012

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