The store was out of parlic, what do I substitute?

I like how it managed to spell Worcestershire right.

I love steak lips

They say that somewhere out there is a farm where none of the cows have lips.

They just wander around going "OOOOOOOO".

May I have the tösp, bröther?

Tag yourself, I'm 1 tösb blion muctard

2 tsp oif

what?

1 cup beet both

what??

1/2 cup beef moth

what?????

1/cup chicken broth

error: invalid operands "int" and "type" for division

1/4 cup say sauce

sauce

1 tsp punmesan

I see what you did there

1/2 tsp bank powder

which banks are ok to pulverise? please clarify

1 email onion

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fuck ai

My whole life I've desperately wondered what bank powder tastes like. Finally I'll get my chance this Yhanskgivong!

I wonder what the flavor difference between beet broth, and beef moth is.

"Crango juice" sounds like Aussie slang for PCP.

If you can't get a hold of any bank powder then safe deposit box granules will do.

Mmmm, crohen breasts.

Calt is the best seasoning

Fuckin love crango juice

One crango juice please!

It looked really good and then I started reading the ingredients. I got mad. Like, really quite angry.

I like that it put umlauts on the "b"s in the Swedish meatball recipe.

I can never find good calt or oif. Does anyone have a brand that they recommend?

Cranberry Turkey

1 tsp

Honey Burbon Steak

2 tsp

Swedish Meatballs

2 tösp

Checks öut.

Where can I find a 1/Z measuring cup?

Mmmm… steak lips.

Tfw no cum ;(

Aw man. My crango juice is expired!

I cook a lot and search recipes often. Entirely AI generated recipe sites are all over the fucking place now. They all seem to have some form of "Marry Me Chicken".

Unfortunately the image generation has gotten quite good. They still have a sort of look about them (like in this example, they're all in the same exact type of vessel). Many of the recipe sites separate out the text generation from the image generation so there are far fewer obvious crazy typos.

hmmm love me some bonciles torky

Is Isabelle passing this out on Animal Crossing? (Nintendo game where almost all the text looks like AI slop. There's a fan theory that it takes place many centuries in the future, post-apocalyptic, and they don't actually know what English (or whatever localised language the Switch is set to) except the shops do have accurately written names. But for the rest? Either they used AI, or they mixed up a bunch of languages (including Arabic, it kinda has the "noodle" effect). Or they just didn't know.