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[-] recursive_recursion@piefed.ca 31 points 1 week ago

Steal from the rich you say🤔

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 44 points 1 week ago

He said bad thing not good!

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Reduce the number of rich, you say?

[-] recursive_recursion@piefed.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Bad for the rich, good for everyone else if I then deposit into public services like health care.

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You guys don’t need Internet today, right?

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I was about to say this doesn't make sense, whose router is powered from a USB-C cable...

Then I remembered that I bought cables to go from USB-C to barrel jack so I could plug my modem and router into a single USB power block instead of their individual wall warts.

[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

They make whole building lighting that runs off PoE. I've never seen it deployed, I don't know why one WOULD do such a thing, but it always makes my head spin when I remember it exists.

[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I already did. Your mum's a bad girl.

[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 13 points 1 week ago

Welcome to Club Gonoherra, mate!

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

"🎵Clap on🎵 ... That's it, you have the clap."

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I can confirm OP's mum is a bad girl. She did 5 years in prison for armed robbery.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

What if I already did one (1) bad thing today?

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

-9,223,372,036,854,775,808 bad things to do remaining

[-] potoo22@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago
[-] tomiant@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

You come too late, crab. I'm already on my fifth.

[-] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Better refresh the page a couple of times then!

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

Can I keep it for tomorrow? I got something I wanna do.

[-] robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Buuuut a permit is a fish, not a crab!

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

Sir your crab allowance has been forfeit.

[-] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago
[-] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

I shall enslave permit crab to have access to unlimited evil

[-] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 5 points 1 week ago
[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 1 week ago

I pity the fool that don’t like rock sculptures!

[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 4 points 1 week ago

Can permit crab clarify what constitutes a bad thing?

[-] DonEladio@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 points 1 week ago

Are you meaning to tell me that I can only do ONE home invasion a day??? That is totally unreasonable.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Giving the launch codes to Marvin the Martian

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Is this imitation AI crab?

[-] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Why on a weekend... I want to use it at work

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Poisoned the soups at a landlord convention.

Now to choose what bad thing I'll do 🤔

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Crab for breakfast?

[-] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

I already did half of that. Just had two big portions of pandoro (an Italian sweet bread) and now I'm going out di drink se few beers.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

A pandoro & peroni kinda day, eh?

[-] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago
[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Thanks, although I prefer to do good things.

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Eat horrible food, thanks!

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