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[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 237 points 2 weeks ago

The guy who voted for not extending healthcare subsidies to the most desperate Americans?

Hope it hurt.

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 65 points 2 weeks ago
[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 weeks ago

Hope he doesn't recover then

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

Hope he recovers but it's in that way where it fucks you up for life.

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but the last time that happened, he just flipped Republican

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[-] DaMummy@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Socialist, government-funded health care*

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately it was on his face, so his thick fucking skull broke his fall.

[-] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 149 points 2 weeks ago

It would be of great scientific value if we could study how Fetterman shifts further rightward with incremental increases in brain damage.

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 89 points 2 weeks ago

The CTE to right wing pipeline

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe that's a reason why football is so popular

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
[-] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he's operating on Fred Flintstone rules and this time he'll come around thinking he's a racecar driver instead.

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[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe if we hit him hard enough he’ll loop back around, like Gandhi in that civ game but reversed.

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 110 points 2 weeks ago

Had a friend that got blasted with a glass beer bottle. Brian damage and long stay in the hospital but he lived.

When he came back, he was 100% a different person. Abandoned his family, started talking to overseas women, gambling, and many other self destructive activities.

Before? Dude was a stand up guy. Worked hard and was a great family man. Sad that Fettermen basically suffered the same fate, but he needs to go.

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 58 points 2 weeks ago

I do find it somewhat funny that after suffering severe brain damage, Republican ideals became appealing to him. It says a lot about the rest of the group.

[-] ganryuu@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

To follow up on this, I never heard about someone switching to leftist ideals after brain damage, always to the right.

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[-] paper_moon@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago

Like, smashed over the head with a beer bottle? Holy fuck. They really should not have started such a cliché for that in bar fights in movies, I feel like some people think it'll break like the movies and you'll just "hurt the guy a little" not fucking kill them, or give them permanent brain damage.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

I think it just comes naturally for people to use things shaped like a club to hit people when they're so inclined.

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[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 13 points 2 weeks ago

I remember a guy that always did stupid shit when he was drunk. One of his "party tricks" was to bite off pieces of beer glasses. One night he emptied a bottle of beer and just smashed it over his head, probably expecting it to shatter. It made a pretty anti climactic bonk sound and it knocked him out cold, hitting a barstool on the way down.

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Right. This happened to him in the bathroom and the guy was looking to steal his wallet. Sad thing was, my friend didn't even press charges. Just so was fucked up. He didn't even care. His family was devastated. Amazing what some people will do and the outcomes they create.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That sounds like one of the worst things I can imagine, becoming a terrible person and actively making other peoples' lives worse. It's really sad to know that your friend would have been horrified of what he became.

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[-] Eldritch@piefed.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

If only Fetterman had an excuse like that. He was always a shit person. Just less shit than Mehmet Oz.

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[-] gustofwind@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he’ll wake up as a democrat this time

[-] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

Sadly the more brain damage you have, the more likely you are to be a Republicunt.

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[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago

Have the day you voted for ✨

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago

Nonfatal? ...fucker is just one disappointment after another.

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 weeks ago

The reaper is feeding the machine but the claw is too weak.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago

good thing he had good affordable healthcare, unlike everyone in the USA whom he fucked over

[-] reptar@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

What? This won't financial ruin him?

Fuckers

[-] SomeGirlsHaveAPenis@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

I want my vote back dickhead.

[-] Throbbing_banjo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 weeks ago

He'll get real healthcare though, unlike many of his constituents.

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

Didn't know that you could fall over guilt.

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[-] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

I still can't get over how much brain damage turns someone conservative.

[-] LemmyBruceLeeMarvin@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 weeks ago

Stair Kun take my energy

[-] FrictionFiction@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

hopefully, he falls into a fucking grave soon

[-] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

At least he doesn't have to worry about his healthcare premiums

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

He already voted to reopen the government while supporting a plan to fuck over the average citizen. Why should we care about this fascist fuck?

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Retire bitch

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[-] oxysis 16 points 2 weeks ago

Get fucked nazi loser

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

oh no. anyway..

[-] blady_blah@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Good. I hope bad things happen to bad people.

[-] Envy@quokk.au 12 points 2 weeks ago

Speedy recovery to the floor.

[-] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 12 points 2 weeks ago

I hope the pavement is okay.

[-] Stamau123@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's the devil just trying to get him back early

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

I'm rooting for the devil

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[-] SpankyDoodle@eviltoast.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

Should have happened a week ago

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