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[-] JelleWho@lemmy.world 93 points 3 weeks ago

There 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who count in binary, and those who dont

[-] SnotFlickerman 13 points 3 weeks ago

*crying in IPv4 subnet calculations

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 10 points 3 weeks ago

...and those who didn't expect this joke to be in ternary

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 62 points 3 weeks ago

that's six by my count

0 ✊

1 πŸ‘

2 ☝️

3 πŸ‘†

4 πŸ–•

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 49 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Binary on fingers really comes into its own when you need to order 1023 beers over heavy background noise. Except when there's a mix-up and you end up with -1 beer.

[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago

This sounds like xkcd alt text

[-] melfie@lemy.lol 36 points 3 weeks ago
[-] anguo@piefed.ca 20 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure he's ordering 6 in this image.

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago

From his perspective, he orders 4.

[-] anguo@piefed.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

But if he twitches and puts his fingers closer together, he orders 3.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

You mean 7 beers.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago

he's ordering 7, I think, if you count the thumb.

[-] anguo@piefed.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't see it... Two fingers and thumb make VI.

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[-] kubica@fedia.io 35 points 3 weeks ago

It looks like the way to ask for 2 beers would be quite offensive.

[-] melfie@lemy.lol 34 points 3 weeks ago

Endianness matters quite a lot in this situation

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[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 33 points 3 weeks ago

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do all of you want a beer?"

"I don't know"

"I don't know"

"Yes"

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

These logic problems reminds me of those Ted-ED riddles.

(anyone here watched Ted-ED videos? its not just me being weird right?)

[-] AEsheron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I wish they'd post them more than once a year these days....

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh this is a good one

[-] probable_possum@leminal.space 22 points 3 weeks ago

But he just ordered 6. Rookie mistake.

[-] bampop@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago
  • ✊
  • πŸ‘
  • ☝️
  • πŸ‘†
  • πŸ–•
  • 5
  • ✌️
  • 7
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  • 10
  • 11
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  • πŸ€™
  • 🀘
  • 🀟
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[-] Toldry@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

[-] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

That is actually 5, in Latin.

[-] eah@programming.dev 13 points 3 weeks ago
[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Thats what I thought at first

[-] sem 12 points 3 weeks ago

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...

[-] SlykeThePhoxenix@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago

Never ask for 2 beers though.

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

ok sign with middle finger....

my more practical finger binary system would have op show 6 beers. 3 beers would be thumb and forefinger. System is digits forward to enemy have missing fingers be 0, raised 1.

[-] mikezane@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

He should be sticking out his thumb and index finger. With the index and middle finger up he's showing 6.

[-] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago

So binary is French? That's legit 3 in French

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[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

Glad he picked up another friend. Ordering only two was getting him into a lot of trouble.

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Huh, why? Only four would be a Problem. Even worse, 132.

[-] belluck 9 points 3 weeks ago

In the image he isn’t using his thumb to count, so 2 would be the middle finger.

[-] sem 4 points 3 weeks ago

Why would you count with only 4 fingers when the hand has 5?

[-] belluck 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think it’s because in the UK they start counting (regularly) with the index finger, so the regular binary two would look unnatural in context

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[-] MrSoup@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This could have ended up very badly if were only two beers.

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Perhaps the bartender is offended since the programmer is giving them the V sign?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

It almost works better without the quote

[-] whelk@retrolemmy.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Didn't realize Tommy Lee Jones was bartending these days

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

So, the minimum number of anything you can order would be zero fingers or 1...

[-] SpacetimeMachine@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Nah it's meant to be binary. 11 would be 3. Although theoretically he should be holding up his pinky and ring finger.

[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

He must work on a big endian machine.

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[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

There’s a beer in Australia called XXXX.

The joke is it’s for those who can’t spell BEER, but it’s also for those who can’t count, because if they could, it’d be XL.

[-] solomonschuler@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Are you dislexic?!"

"No I'm just representing the number three in binary." πŸ˜‚

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