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submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@europe.pub to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 146 points 3 weeks ago

I'm just impressed by how clean that fridge was before they murdered a tiny person in there.

[-] Mellow12@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago

Seriously? How many accounts do you need?

[-] cm0002@europe.pub 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ at least 2

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 weeks ago

I thought it was frightening enough to imagine there were as much accounts for cm0001, but the horror that paralyzed me was the vision of this person going all through cm0000 to cm9999. At this point, they may stand up and say: I'm the Fediverse. And cm all over our comment threads.

[-] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 17 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Mellow12@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t know 21 day old account TommyJohnsFishSpot. Are you cm0002?

[-] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 weeks ago

We are all cm0002 on this blessed day.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 17 points 3 weeks ago

I am all cm0002 on this blessed day.

[-] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Speak for yourself

[-] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 16 points 3 weeks ago

Take your meds.

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Don't we all have a little cm0002 in us?

[-] sniggleboots@europe.pub 16 points 3 weeks ago

Not until they buy me dinner first

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Is the password reset bug fixed yet?

When I signed up, if you ever forgot your password then you had to just make a new account... everytime.

[-] plateee@piefed.social 35 points 3 weeks ago

My first thought didn't go to Kubrick.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sorry Dave I can't have milk plus and some ultra V.

[-] foodandart@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

LOL! NGL, that does look like a still from a Kubrick movie.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago

The red, red betrootieru spread across my fridgey-widgey

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