Is that a pack of Marlboro cigarettes? Every real European knows that a proper coffee & cigarettes breakfast requires Gauloises.
It's the extra tar that makes the Gailoises so smoooooooth..
Petit-déjeuner noir
It's actually a really healthy breakfast because coffee has a lot of physical health benefits and both coffee and a cigarette help against a mental breakdown when you wake up and realize how fucked the world is.
The world is so fucked no amount of coffee and cigarettes help anymore. Ketamine on the other hand...
I do ketamine every weekend but during the week coffee is what motivates me to come out of bed.
Nicotine might help with short term anxiety symptoms, but addictions of all kinds tend to make anxiety worse overall and dependent on the addictive substance to not be anxious
Yes, that's why you should never skip your cigarette with breakfast :)
(I quit smoking luckily, I'm just joking around)
To be fair, cigarettes and coffee are probably healtier than all those foodproduct items on the left.
Junk food is bad? Yeah, sure. Cigarettes are healthier than junk food? No way. Either you're a guerilla cigarette advertisement or you've gone off the deep end.
Either you’re a guerilla cigarette advertisement or you’ve gone off the deep end.
There's also the third possibility of making a joke …
My comment was so serious, one could say it was super serious.
sips a cigarrette and take a drag off coffee
I don't know, my tummy hurts more after eating a cigarette than junk food.
The choice is lung cancer and heart disease or diabetes and heart disease. At least us europeans die looking good /s.
I still think you have better odds living longer with the coffee and cigs. I've seen far more elderly smokers than elderly fatsos.
agreed 100/100
Unfortunately, the one on the right may be more healthy
Smoking cigarettes is the number one cause of heart disease and cancer globally. If you smoke, quitting is the biggest thing you can do to improve your health
Nah, obesity and high blood pressure are the top causes of heart disease, but smoking is also a major risk factor. Bad food and cigarettes are awful for you. Just drink a coffee and pursue an affair like a good Frenchman.
This is the Parisian breakfast.
Nothing compared to the Lyonnais breakfast
I've never seen a single European use a Zippo. We use Bic over here !
If you live on the coast or other windy region, Zippo works better
I found that to be the weirdest incorrect assumption. I bought a zippo during my time in the navy, they don't work well in windy conditions certainly not much better than regular gas lighters. What does work better are storm lighters, those with high pressure flame
Agree. I bought one to go on trek, but you need to refuel it every week. Maybe 2 weeks if you tight it in inner tube. I ended up buying a storm lighter instead. I put it in my underpant when it's too cold, to avoid gas liquify 😂.
On the "Europeans" side that's at least 2 decades out of date.
The expresso coffee part is still true in a good part of Europe, but pretty much everywhere in it nowadays only a small fraction of people smoke and even those who do can't actually do it inside a coffee shop because they're not allowed to smoke there anymore, which spoils a great deal of the enjoyment of having a morning coffee.
I live in Germany and work with Turks, Poles, Ukrainians, Romanians, a Greek and a Slovenian. This meme is accurate for all of us. Weekends are a different story of course but in my experience this is indeed the true business day continental breakfast.
Is it? I was just in London a couple months ago, the amount of people smoking and vaping there was honestly shocking.
Lived in Europe my whole life and never seen anyone pair coffee and cigarettes as part of their breakfast
I know it as Greek Breakfast.
It can be enjoyed anywhere or any time, but it's best served on a balcony in underwear. Greece happens to be a good place to get it in the morning all year round.
Now that's a proper fuckin breakfast
Oh yes the famous nation of Europe. An entire continent full of nations and different cultures been rendered down to the stereotypes of the occupants of a single city.
Americans need to get out more.
I've seen european overweight statistics. It's both of these combined.
No, actually. I think it would unironically be better to get all your calories and nutrition from bread, cheese, and sausage than to have a diet consisting of any variety of high-sugar, ultra-processed food.
Also breakfast is completely optional and its promotion as "the most important meal of the day" is a scam to sell more cereal, milk, and eggs. I will die on that hill.
I would like to point out that british are also european and they are known for their extra healthy bacon and eggs breakfast.
This is also the reason why Metamucil doesn't sell in Europe. Seriously: just looking at the left picture gives me constipation.
(I understand that the pic is a joke, but anyone who has a coffee and a fag after breakfast can attest to their wonderful laxative powers.)
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