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For Navi, the left cat, we call her Chunka Munk, Plasticat, and Ms. Infected Lips.

For Scorpi, the cat on the right, we call him Mr. Small, Spider Cat, and Crybaby.

Plasticat

Spider Cat

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[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Meriadoc aka Merry aka Merry Berry

Pippin aka pip boy aka pipsqueak

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 9 points 1 month ago

I have never seen a cat look so much like one of those worm-on-a-string toys

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago

Precious and Vicious

Precious and Vicious, can you guess which one is which?

[-] Vupware@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

I’m going to guess vicious is the one on the left, given the right cat’s wary look.

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yup, Juno is always on guard next to Nova.

[-] Pipster 5 points 1 month ago

Surely the latter has to be the tortie

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Yup, torties love to start shit

[-] matelt@feddit.uk 20 points 1 month ago

Here is mon chat, mon chameau, mon chaton, mon petit, mon petit prout, my darling, my princess, my good girl, my delicate cupcake, my pweshuss and so on. Yes she is bilingual. 1000014424

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] matelt@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Heureusement que les voisins ne comprennent pas quand je l'appelle 🤣

[-] Soku@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I don't speak French but that emoji gives me a clue what that nickname might mean 😅

[-] matelt@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

I think you've got it right, she is indeed a little fart

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Pçpçpçpçpçpç

[-] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Rocky (a.k.a. Brown-noser) and Adrian (a.k.a. Monkey face)

[-] Vupware@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

That is just a ridiculous nose. The nickname is apt!

[-] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Po’ Boy (Handsome Man)

Pepper Pepper Pepper (Pretty Kitty)

[-] Vupware@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago
[-] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

They are! I was only going to get one cat after a nasty divorce, but found out they were a bonded pair and went home with two. They keep the silence at bay. I couldn’t picture my life without them.

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

This is Lucy, but at some point early on in our relationship my wife started calling her Chichi and it’s stuck.

[-] moakley@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Usually she was Sasha, but if there was ham in the room, she was Ham Cat.

We lost her about two years ago.

[-] Vupware@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

I lost my first cat to FELV before he turned a year old. Losing a cat hurts a lot. I hope you and yours are getting by okay.

[-] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago

For our Triscuit, we call her Triss most of the time. We really want another cat, a black one, to name Yennifer.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

My black car is the most loving creature I've ever met. I hope you get a good one!

[-] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

I'm more partial to red cars myself. :P

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Lol I'm leaving it

[-] Scuzzm0nkey@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have a William Shakespeare and an Edgar Allan Poe! We generally call them William and Edgar, sometimes "Babies" when referring to them collectively, and sometimes "You little shit!!!" when Edgar is up to no good.

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[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cutie Pie Pumpkin Butt

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So, his actual name is Louie. In no particular order, he also goes by:

Louie

Lewis

Douglas Luis

Doug

Duggie

Duggie boy

Doog

Dooglarse

Dougie Howser MD

King Louie the XIV

Lewis Hamilton (but said in a French accent for some reason)

Handsome boy

Chuuchi boy

[-] rcmd@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

A friend of mine calls his boy Luci (yes, a nod to the Disenchantment series) "a sack of buttkicks".

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 8 points 1 month ago

I grew up next to a Norwegian neighbour who called our cat "Kattepus", and I have apparently picked up and kept the habit of referring to my own cat that way. He's also called Baggy, because being a black cat everyone wanted me to name him Bagheera

[-] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Their names are Booker and Hollow

Booker's nicknames are Book, Bookbookbookbookbook, Stinky, and Baby because his meow is tiny and he's baby

Hollow's nicknames are Mister Man, Kermit (his meow sounds like Kermit swallowing a tennis ball), Holla at ya homeboy, Stinky, and Chocolate Boi because he turns chocolate brown in the sunlight.

They're both so stupid and I love them.

[-] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Fill in the blank: "You fuckin ________"

  • Asshole
  • Dickhead
  • Mongrel
  • Shitter
  • Shithead
  • Hellion

[-] Wytch@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Babycat because although he's a full-grown 14lbs adult, he has a kitten-like pitch to his vocalizations.

[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

My void was nicknamed Itty Bitty when I fostered him. Of course, he turned into a permanent family member and never got a new name. His full name became Itty Bitty Kitty.

[-] TaterTot@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Lickii Lickii Poo'naani.

Or if she's looking regal, Scphincter Von Lichtenstein.

[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

My cats name is Lucifer and I call him Luci, Luc (rhymes with goose) and I also call him Goose a lot. Its like he's my ugly duckling. He loves cuddles and cries when he isn't given all the attention. Is 3 going on 4 year old. I adopted him from a shelter where he was returned twice. I understand why but he's just my big baby now. He name is also synonymous with "Fuck off", "Quit crying you asshole" , and "Why the fuck does your shit smell so bad?"

[-] richie_golds@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My cat’s name is Spooky, since black cats are a common theme on Halloween (hey, that’s today!). We don’t call him Spooky very often, though. We often call him Spucky or Sporky, both originally mispronunciations of his name that someone said that we found funny. We also call him Scoopy, Kitty, Catster, and Mr. Cat.

This is him after I opened a tube treat for him.

(And no, my floor is not dirty. It’s old and damaged linoleum that looked like hell even when it was new.)

[-] bobo1900@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

Mine is Dyson because he eats any kind of food (regardless of who is eating at the moment) and he will always lick the plate cleaner than it was.

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[-] Ageroth@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We have two cats, a void and a grump. The voids full name is Robert but he goes by Bob, my wife calls him "little kitty" because he was a tiny kitten when we got him, I call him "you fat fuck" because he got up to 19 lbs before we started putting him on a diet (14 lbs now)

The grumps full name is Norman (as in Norman Bates, serial killer) but he goes by Norm (as in not normal), my wife calls him Normie and I call him "shut up you" because he's constantly crying about something

[-] DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Two cats, but either one can become "stinky" if their attitude matches.

[-] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Cori -> Cori Borealis (similar to Aurora Borealis)

Its very fun to say.

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Houdini! Guess why lol

[-] caninesofthesavior 3 points 1 month ago

ok its not a specific nickname for any cat, but i love calling our boy cats "hantum" [handsome] . i just go "hey hantummm!! hi hantum boyy!" when i see them and they love it

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Our boys passed on several years ago but their nicknames were Munch and Wee. Short for munchkin and wee boy. Sometimes wed called them The Munch and The Wee, like they were important titles.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Gusfraba, we call her "little monster", "bugg", also "the huntress"

[-] LumiNocta@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I call mine MushMush, his name is Obor

[-] Elaine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Neeks and Món

[-] caboose2006@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Moose, floof, and Napoleon. No I will not elaborate.

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