BECAUSE YOU BIT HALF OF IT OFF YOU PSYCHO!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!!

I was in the pool!! I WAS IN THE POOL!

It's not small, it is an above average sized cilinder

Because I take estrogen

Actually that's one of the selling points it makes it more portable and I can pop it in my pocket and have it ready at a moments notice. Nice for playing on the train to work or on longer journeys.

Said a girl with literally no size smh

It's only small in relation to your.......

Because if it was full-sized, it wouldn't fit in the jar.

Because you are not my type.

You should see how it feels first.

As it turns out, I think I'm hung =/ I've only hooked up with 3 guys but I have a much bigger dick than they did. Kind of a shame, cause I don't like to use it and it's wasted on me

Come back in a few years once you've grown up

Deflect with head pats!

Beat it too hard, like pounding a tent stake too far into the dirt