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[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 221 points 2 months ago

That is a rough looking 40.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 90 points 2 months ago
[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 63 points 2 months ago
[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

doesn't look a day over 69

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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago

That's the Fart Monster 2k.

[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

He's been telling that story for years

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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 210 points 2 months ago

Truly, sometimes the simplest explanation is the truest.

[-] Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 159 points 2 months ago

Judge him all you want but he tells it like it is

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 201 points 2 months ago
[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

I mean fear of the unknown is stronger than fear of the known in most cases.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I know fascism. I know Trump.

And, after enough time, I’ve come to know Harris enough to trust her. And I’m ready to turn the page.

[-] Atin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Just knowing she isn't a fascist rapist should be enough.

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 27 points 2 months ago

I, TOO WOULD LIKE PICTURES OF BOOBS IN MY INBOX!

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago

Exactly as well as expected... (It did not.)

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[-] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 152 points 2 months ago

Guess I'm the only one who read her post and thought the wives were the ones following the young Women.

[-] Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

That's a perfectly legitimate way to interpret the text, and might even be true.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago

Yeah it’s a poorly constructed sentence isn’t it

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[-] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 70 points 2 months ago

Fart monster two k telling it like it is

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 months ago

To Dr. Iver Mectin

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

🇲🇦‼️ Older men following young women

✅👌 On instagram

[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I always find it peculiar and proof of self-hatred that humans are so averse and judgemental about reveling in our sexuality.

It's a major part of who we all are, whether we choose to deny that or not. Cultures and world religions always run by monied interests would prefer we spend our time miserable collecting more for their dragon hoard piles as they live in hyper-decadent debauchery, and most of us have been too fucked in the head with sexual and "don't be laaaazy" shame to be fixable, but humanity would have been so much happier if we spent less time sacrificing ourselves to the God of economic metastasis and more time fucking, especially in an age of birth control.

We might not even have put ourselves on the express lane to self-extinction we're currently careening down in search of more treasure for the masters.

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 19 points 2 months ago

Sex is free, fun, and everyone can do it. We can't have that in capitalism, why would people work for money?

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[-] AsherahTheEnd@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think the issue is, when reveling in your sexuality, everyone involved must consent. It's hard to say whether posting pics of you in revealing clothes is consent for old men to ogle or not. I'd say if you post it publicly, then it should be fine for said old men to respectfully ogle. But if said old men decide to comment something like, "would love to squirtle on those jigglypuffs" on the revealing image, we're suddenly entering nonconsensual territory. So there's a fine line and it's easy to cross. Simply loving looking at boobs on the internet is fine; many women enjoy being admired. But if you take it any further, that's when problems arise. Enjoy your sexuality responsibly, my friends. 💕

Edit: it's both extremely telling and extremely concerning how much my rational take on consent is triggering all these pathetic men.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you don't want people spreading your images, wanking to your images, making crude comment about your images, oogling your images, etc etc. And I don't mean just nudes, I mean any picture you post...

Then don't post them online.

because once they hit the internet, in any capacity, you've lost all control of them, forever. They will still be there to be discovered when you are lying in a nursing home at 104 years old, Your descendants so far removed that they dont even know your name will still be at risk of stumbling upon them. People on the other side of the planet might use it in advertising or virtual sex dolls without you ever knowing.

You might not like it, you might not want it, you might not consent to it, but its still going to happen.

And if you want it to not happen, don't post things online. Because not posting is the only control you'll ever be able to exert over them.

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[-] sznowicki@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

I don’t follow any of them yet they still flood my instagram „search“ tab.

Not that I complain.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Do you get constant targeted ads for devices to keep leaves out of your gutters? All I seem to get are those, belts and fat men t-shirt ads.

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[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Men liking pictures of beautiful women is not weird. I think it's weirder that our economic system incentivizes selling empty sexuality and even emptier engagement from consumers of it.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 33 points 2 months ago

Something tells me she's not a real doctor.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

she starts and ends with doctor, she's a double doctor if you will

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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Men following attractive women. So weird.

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Let people like what they like, whether it's looking at girls online, cosplay, sports, or being an insufferable cunt on social media.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

I wish more women in their late 40s showed pictures of their boobs so I can follow them. Because even MILF porn is like women who are maybe 40 most of the time and I'm attracted most to women my age. I just am.

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[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago
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[-] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 19 points 2 months ago

I thinks it's weird when people choose to make their online profiles open to the public then get upset when people view their content.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Dr Iver Mectin

This is a good bit.

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[-] don@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

I don’t really see how wives following a bunch of young women is weird, they often socialize quite a bit with each other.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Same answer for why dudes constantly channel flip... looking for boobs.

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[-] poplargrove@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It seems people in the comments here missed the "with wives" part. Generally speaking, your wife is not going to be terribly pleased with you ogling or getting off to other women. And violating that is what makes these men count as weird.

[-] ghterve@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

So glad my wife is not like that

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[-] carotte 9 points 2 months ago

these dudes aren’t weird, they’re sadly very common

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago

Do you think most of these young women wish that these older men would stop following them?

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[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

You almost had it

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[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

I'm practically 40 and that guy looks older than my dad

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