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[-] xkbx@startrek.website 67 points 5 months ago

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

For real. Dealers rarely have 93 bricks of cocaine, like this guy.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

92 bricks has got to be some kind record.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

Y'all ever notice how this only ever happens when they find 91 bricks of cocaine?

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

For real. They have to find 90 bricks of cocaine for it to become a thing, I guess.

[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Good thing they found 86 bricks, imagine what would've happened if they didn't find those 85 bricks?

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I'm sorry, did you say 84 bricks? Could've sworn they found 83...

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

97 bricks of cocaine on the wall 97 bricks of cocaine if one of those bricks should happen to fall 96 bricks of cocaine on the wall

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 17 points 5 months ago

What a dedicated man. He cut every packet and tasted a finger tip to ensure all the evidence was properly tagged.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 11 points 5 months ago

He did so much blow his hat curled up!

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Imagine being self-aware paranoid because you're high as a kite.
Now add to that actual live news cameras and microphones, thrust right in front of yer plastered piehole.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Straight yeeted to the dome

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 4 points 5 months ago
[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Does feddit.de geoblock outside the EU?

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No, AFAIK. You're getting "Server error", right? Sorry, I forgot their frontend is very unreliable so many people cannot use feddit.de unless they have the web app cached or use a third-party app.

The post in question is at lemmy.ml so try their link: https://lemmy.ml/post/14308005/10161187

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah that works, thanks. Weird server issue.

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