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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 166 points 6 months ago

Slurring words and struggling to gain crowd enthusiasm sounds like a regular night out for me.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 108 points 6 months ago

But are you a treasonous Russian puppet child rapist tax evading draft dodger?

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 44 points 6 months ago

No, I'm just not a particularly engaging speaker I would imagine but I think the similarities end there.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago
[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Anyone but the Orange Baboon.

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

Well that’s ok then

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[-] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 111 points 6 months ago

Yeah, uh-huh. Let me know when he has a stroke. Anything short of that and the right won't even acknowledge that it happened. Even then they'll say it was a liberal conspiracy to poison him.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 130 points 6 months ago

He's had a series of mini-strokes though. We know it because he tweeted that he didn't have them.

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

This reminds me of how when COVID was starting to hit the news I wasn't at all nervous about it until he got on and said we had no reason to be nervous about it

[-] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago

“It’ll be gone by Easter”

Cue me, moving to the woods

[-] Hegar@kbin.social 33 points 6 months ago

This is 100% true and it's so funny that I just want to cry in a corner.

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[-] assembly@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago

They would still vote for him and say it’s a conspiracy as he’s not really dead. He’s just chilling with Elvis in a CIA bunker or something.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 16 points 6 months ago

That's fine, they can all vote for a corpse that can't hold office.

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[-] athos77@kbin.social 92 points 6 months ago

Per Trump, “great legal experts,” including Sean Hannity and Mark Levin, believed there was no case.

Today I was absolutely shocked to learn that Sean Hannity and Mark Levin are great legal experts.

And [the hush money jury] is in about a 95 percent Democrat area,

Pro tip: if you don't want to be tried by a jury from a mostly-Democratic area, don't commit crimes in New York City.

[-] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 41 points 6 months ago

This dude lived most of his life on Manhattan. He has multiple properties there. Those people know him best and are the best judges of guilt in his trial.

[-] elvith@feddit.de 14 points 6 months ago

NYC has all the judges. Good judges. Great judges. The best judges in the world, I tell ya. Not like those judges from a shit hole county. And I have great attorneys. The best. They could be better, but the best attorneys that do as I tell em.

Make attorneys great again!

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

MAGA = Making Attorneys Get Attorneys

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

Pro pro-trip. If you have something to hide don't run as president. If he just remained a private citizen this wouldn't be happening to him right now

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[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Today I was absolutely shocked to learn that Sean Hannity and Mark Levin are great legal experts.

Anyone can be a great legal expert if you're stupid enough.

[-] Tacos_y_margaritas@lemmy.world 60 points 6 months ago

Imagine if Trump gets reelected, and H5N1 becomes a pandemic.

[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago

I’d rather be imaging trump getting eaten by ticks

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

H5N1 is almost certainly going to become a pandemic no matter who wins.

And the majority GOP House (plus a likely Senate takeover) will do the same exact thing they did in 2019 when COVID hit: Blame foreigners, persecute physicians, peddle phony cures, and deny its even happening all at once.

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[-] DevCat@lemmy.world 52 points 6 months ago

Follow the link in the article to his rant about Master Lock. WTF? How is this person allowed three feet away from his caretaker?

[-] Seraph@kbin.social 54 points 6 months ago

Aaahahaha had to look. Fox News cut him off for sounding too crazy:
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1785753213293007343

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

Fucking Fox News.

“President Trump is campaigning in Wisconsin today. He will be in Michigan. Nothing on Biden’s schedule”

Yeah. He is busy running the country. Not golfing most of his time on taxpayers dime like Cheato here

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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 41 points 6 months ago

Has someone tried starting a conspiracy that Donald Trump is fucking dead and this is a clone meant to trick people into voting for a Luciferian Sleeper Agent?

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Maybe the orange paint is a sealant to keep the corpse gases inside so he floats upright

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[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago

When is this waste of space gonna die?

[-] rsuri@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Trump is currently 77, at that age life expectancy is about 9-10 years. You could adjust it downward a bit for obesity and perhaps other evidence of poor health, but not by much.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

You're forgetting that he's rich (compared to most americans, but as much as what he claims) and former POTUS giving him access to some of the best healthcare in the nation if not the world.

Just remember that when he contracted covid back in 2020 and was hospitalized, it wasn't just a vaccine or horse medicine they used to cure him, bit god damn stem cells derived treatment.

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[-] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago

Dear sweet baby jebus please bestow an on camera gripper to this sex pest, pronto. Amen

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