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[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 131 points 5 months ago

People getting wise to the military. Many would defend their country, but don't want to die for an oil company to make an extra thousand. Guessing which is more likely is left as an exercise for the reader.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 47 points 5 months ago

Yeah, catch me joining the army when we're fighting actual nazis again. Til then I'm good at home

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

"... til then I'm good at home." Funny, that's most likely where you'll have to kill some Nazis next.

[-] el_abuelo@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago

And the good thing is you'll have plenty of warning because your government is unlikely to join the war against the nazis for a good couple of years into the war against the nazis.

I jest....but kinda not really given current US foreign policy (or that of the past 100yrs tbh)

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

If Nazis touch our boats, we will get involved. We really don't like it when someone touches our boats.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Vatniks lol

Fight Ukraine (whose president is Jewish) and Vote Trump to Fight Nazis!!!!!!!!

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

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