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[-] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 33 points 9 months ago

im a gardener. some apprentice who has never owned a computer, not bcs they couldnt afford it, but bcs due to mobile phones there simply is no need for it, asked me how to shut down a computer. not kidding. it wasnt even some obscure gnu/linux distro, it was bog-standard windows 10.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

See, there is a bit of nuance to this. Windows has multiple shutdown states that make the computer appear off, but actually put the computer to sleep. The apprentice probably didn’t know that but this is lemmy and if I can’t “actually” someone with worthless information here, where can I?

[-] Jinn@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

This reminded me so much of Reddit comments that my blood pressure went up for a sec.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

If I can’t bait reactions on !greentext@sh.itjust.works, where can I?

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