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"Owens" isn't the name of a tree, that's the problem
and yes I went into the article specifically to find the last name
That's all that really matters in this case. Fucking idiotdoesnt even understand Pokémon professorship but thinks he's entitled
Man needs to change his name.
Professor Stump
Could be a cousin to Dr. Slump, too!
Is there a Professor Maple? Sequoia? Redwood? Spruce. There are so many options!
If Pokemon Professors are named after trees, does that mean that they're all grass type?
In my Pokèdex voice
"You'd have to create a whole new type, grass is a monocot. Only a few "trees" are Monocotyledons, such as the Date Palm."