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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is waay too fucking perfect.

I've not owned a farm, but I grew around county fairs and often visited and helped out at horse stables or local / friend's farms or ranches or what not.

The only change I could possibly suggest is that somehow a horse needs to be 'big chaotic stupid', but i know that breaks the system, but goddamnit horses are fucking stupid.

[-] Radiantprime@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I've watched a horse kick itself in the cock

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

... that... is not something I had previously imagined as possible.

sigh

[-] isssei@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

Horses really are the perfect embodiment of 'big chaotic stupid' all 1,200 pounds of muscle and anxiety, ready to spook at a plastic bag and somehow also forget how to walk in a straight line. I vote we make it an honorary alignment just for them. Magnificent, lovable idiots.

[-] iocase@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

They also walk around on their middle fingers so they're literally flipping the world off with all 4 limbs from the day they were born.

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