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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Jesus fucking christ, did Github expose its own fucking Github credentials?

Via having LLMs write and push its own updates, live, to production, where they were immediately scruntinized by... other LLMs doing 'penstesting'?

We're gonna run outta honking noses and squirting flowers, the clown show is becoming too immense.

Either that or we're going to need to quarantine Github, actually make the fucking Blackwall before these things gain not sentience, but roughly the judgement skills of a toddler, armed with nuclear weapons.

[-] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

the judgement skills of a toddler, armed with nuclear weapons

Nuclear toddlers, so chic right now.

[-] JATothrim_v2@programming.dev 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Every technology invented is a dual edge sword. Other edge propulses deluge of misinformation, llm hallucinations, brain washing of the masses, and exploit exploit for profit. The better side advances progress in science, well being, availbility of useful knowledge. Like the nuclerbomb, LLM “ai” is currenty in its infancy and is used as a weapon, there is a literal race to who makes the “biggest best” fkn “AI” to dominate the world. Eventually, the over optimistic buble bursts and reality of the flaws and risks will kick in. (Hopefully…)

I posted this 9 months ago, and we are now at somewhere "brain washing of the masses, and exploit exploit for profit".

[-] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

nuclerbomb lol. But yeah it's honestly so dumb, requires minimal intelligence to understand that if you start building everything with AI, malicious actors can use AI to attack it effectively too.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago

Satya Nadella called AI a bicycle for your mind.

Close.

It's training wheels, not the bicycle.

The training wheels also come from a factory that drains local aquifers, creates so much noise its basically a sonic weapon of mass destruction, and also generates its own significant heat island effect.

And the training wheels have a very expensive subscription fee and will detonate if you stop paying it.