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What men want (lemmy.world)
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[-] okmko@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"I put on my robe and wizard hat (and pray that you're not watching a documentary on wand making.)"

[-] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

I see you're familiar with my technique.

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"I am indeed. NOW I CAST LVL 99 EROTICISM. Nothing happens...

... I know I'm a fraud bb! I know who you are: you're the great Wren of House Byrd, the mightest wizard of all the lands... I jus- I just wanted to be like you! And- and when I heard you were in town... 😭

I reluctantly take off my robe and wizard hat. Then I bolt away running. Don't look at meee!"

this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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