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[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 119 points 1 month ago

Oh cool. Cool cool cool.

Crowdstrike processes their signature files in kernel mode. Defender helpfully pastes malware over system files. Ivanti has a new critical vulnerability every week or so. Why are security vendors incompetent?

[-] Shameless@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

Because they know they have such a chokehold on the market. I remember back in the XP days it felt like every year there was a new top tier security product that people were trying.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Because all software is insecure.

You hear a lot about them because they are used in government and large enterprise environments when threat actors love to attack.
Having a responsible disclosure process where they announce problems so their customers know it's patching time. It's better then it use to be where a vendor threw out a patch and if you didn't patch because the vendor didn't say why the patch was released.

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Some of it is incompetence, but some is... more complicated incompetence. A lot of the weirdness you see is where some executive somewhere had a problem that affected him and had enough money/clout to throw around that they could make whatever just happen. Microsoft is the worst at this.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago

Gotta let some shit happen or people won't think they're doing anything.

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Crowdstrike has an impressive marketing budget.

BlackBerry cylance was a better product in every aspect but BB didn’t try to market it after aquiring it.

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