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Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after (soranews24.com)

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It was the man who died. The cause of death is still being investigated, but he was 89 years old.

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[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I don't know if Japan of all places is ready for it. We'd better hope the zombies are vulnerable to airsoft BBs.

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