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[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I have a neighbor who appears to be schitzophrenic. He seems to think I hacked his wifi for some reason. He's threatened me in the parking lot, assaulted another resident, and I have a video of him standing outside my bedroom window in the middle of the night, pointing at it, and swinging a baseball bat. I bought a gun. I carry it when I go to my car or the mailbox or do laundry. Because the cops didn't do shit and I am not going to get murdered by this motherfucker.

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I've actually drawn once in a defensive situation. Juvenile mountain lion was curious. I was growling and hissing at it but it kept coming so I drew. It finally turned and I didn't have to try and kill it.

Peak life experience. I was really lucky to get see one and I'm so glad I didn't have to shoot it.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

That's the other thing Europeans don't understand. They drove all their alpha predators extinct centuries ago.

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