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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 hours ago

That must have annoyed the heck out of Jesus, cause there's an entire chapter in the bible where he tells people to stop doing it.

[-] Socialjusticewarrior@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

There isnt a chapter in the Bible against getting ripped.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

On the other hand the apocryphal gospel according to swole sam is all for it

ripped Jesus from a very silly book about magicians and curses

[-] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

That's gonna hurt like hell* when he falls over and rips his foot nails out sideways.

*Hurt equally or more as compared to being crucified

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Rather train yourself for godliness; for while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come.

Timothy 4:8

Not a whole chapter, but still

[-] Socialjusticewarrior@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

What? How do you get that?

while bodily training is of some value

Pretty straight forward yeh? It is of value.

Do you remember the story of Sampson? Im sure that dude was built like a brick house.

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago

Also not Jesus doing the telling

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

The actual one I mentioned earlier that is about not flexing your charity was him. Or him according to Matthew, anyway.

this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2025
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