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[-] Leomas@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago

The comments on here make me glad I'm aromantic.

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 25 points 5 days ago

I misread that as aromatic and was quite confused.

[-] Leomas@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Look, I might be a bit aromatic sometimes, but no, that's not what I meant.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

They reproduce by spreading spores like Rob Lowe's character on The Orville

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

"Glad I smell good reading this"

[-] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Yeah. It turns out a bunch of tech obsessed nerds aren't the most socially well adjusted.

Reddit is even better than this.

As a lesbian leaning pansexual, I keep asking the question "are straights okay"

[-] Leomas@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

No, they are not. (As a straight person by most definitions probably)

[-] TonyOstrich@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I enjoy working and making things. I find being intellectually stimulated almost as satisfying as being happy or anything else. You have absolutely no idea how much of a super power being an aromatic asexual would be for me. I'd be unstoppable, lol.

[-] Leomas@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I think I know what you're getting at, I wouldn't necessarily call myself asexual though, as I do watch... naughty things (I'm too lazy to look up rules, I'm not shy in that respect) I just waste a lot of time getting informed on politics instead, so no guarantees for more free time😉

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

Welcome to being Greysexual, my friend!

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

My wife identifies as this. It really suits them. They do experience sexual arousal, but it's rare, though it's not repulsive either.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

That does make you on the asexual spectrum. You ARE asexual.

[-] Leomas@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I would tend to agree, I'm just not really interested in discussion definitions and I think argueing I'm not aromantic is hard (except for my family of course).

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

Does that mean you get turned on by smelly stuff?

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

No that's automatic. They mean antioxidant.

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