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Anon asks out a girl
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this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2025
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I've been out of the game for a while, but I would assume a much better starting point would be buying her a drink. Ask the bartender what she's having, then offer to buy one for her. "Here's another drink ma'am, courtesy of that guy over there."
Yeah, this is what you should ideally do in this scenario if you want a date. My comment was starting from "assume you've already walked up to her table; how do you even possibly salvage this?"
"I couldn't help but overhear you can't find a date. Well you know who's got two thumbs and is available?"